Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan

Bludgeoning Angel Dokuro-chan tells the story of 13-year-old junior high schooler Sakura Kusakabe, who twenty years in the future develops a technology that causes all women to stop physically aging after they reach twelve years old in an attempt to create a "Lolicon's World". However, this act accidentally creates immortality amongst humans, thus offending God. Dokuro Mitsukai, a member of an order of assassin angels that are called Lulutie, has been sent from the future to kill him. Believing that Sakura can be redeemed, Dokuro decides instead to keep Sakura so occupied and distracted that he can never develop the immortality technology. In response to her reluctance to complete the assassination mission, Sabato, another assassin of the Lulutie order, is dispatched to ensure the mandate of God is carried out. Using her feminine wiles along with her electric baton as her weapons of choice, Sabato seeks to kill Sakura herself and Dokuro is forced to oppose her. In so doing, Dokuro pits herself against the will of Heaven itself in order to protect him.

Ironically, she herself quite possibly poses a greater threat to his well-being as a result of her capricious and highly volatile personality. Due to her impulsive nature and super-human strength, she often carelessly or unthinkingly kills him with her massive spiked kanabō (club), Excalibolg, only to regret it moments later and return him to life with angelic power accompanied by her whimsical personal chant of "Pipiru-piru-piru-pipiru-pii". This repeated trauma, along with myriad other problems she causes for him, prompts Sakura to ultimately question whether her "protection" is worth it and ponder that it might be ultimately preferable to simply allow Sabato to kill him permanently and put an end to his perpetual misery.

Sakura Kusakabe (草壁 桜, Kusakabe Sakura)

Voiced by: Reiko Takagi (Japanese); Johnny Yong Bosch (English)

Sakura is a 13-year-old second-year junior high school student whose life changed the day the "Bludgeoning Angel" Dokuro-chan appeared. Since then his life has become one of her gory clubbings and resurrections. This has come about because some time in the future, Sakura is apparently destined to create a technology that stops girls from aging after they reach the age of twelve years. Dokuro, an angel assassin, is sent back in time to prevent this by killing him. She fails to do so because she falls in love with him. Sakura's life is still in danger because a second angel assassin has been sent back in time to ensure his elimination. Due to having two young heart-breakingly beautiful angels attracted to him, Sakura gains a reputation as a lolicon at school (though this is only because the male population are jealous of him). While not perverted by nature, Sakura finds himself in tricky situations with Dokuro and her sister, Zakuro. Sakura has a crush on his classmate and childhood friend, Shizuki Minakami, who he spends much of his time with but is too afraid to confess his feelings. Despite gradually developing feelings for Dokuro, despite the way she treats him, Sakura continues to pursue Shizuki, even going on a date with her which fails when Dokuro and Sabato intervene. He is indecisive, and he is unable to choose between Shizuki and Dokuro even towards the end of the series. But after suffering Dokuro's volatile personality and the "protection" she brings, he begins to think Shizuki is the better option.

Dokuro Mitsukai (三塚井 ドクロ, Mitsukai Dokuro)

Voiced by: Saeko Chiba (Japanese); Wendee Lee (English)

Dokuro is a 12-year-old bludgeoning angel of Lulutie (a committee of angels that protect the domain of God) from the future sent back in time to kill Sakura Kusakabe, but decides to save him instead after falling in love with him. As a result, Dokuro vows to stay by his side to protect him from any dangers which may appear. She wields the magical spiked club (kanabō), "Excalibolg", with which she clubs her victims, or to express her displeasure (almost exclusively Sakura). Dokuro has super-human strength and endurance (because of this she often underestimates her own strength and unintentionally harms Sakura), and is also capable of bringing anyone back to life with Excalibolg by chanting "Pipiru piru piru pipiru pii". She can, and does, use her magic to cause humans to transform into animals or to completely erase them from existence, mainly as an excuse to pair up with Sakura. When she is not brutally killing Sakura she teases him mercilessly, mostly using sexual innuendo. Eventually, she founds a school club dedicated to watching wood glue dry, after gaining a teacher's approval using some sort of torture involving "the nerves of your teeth". She promptly coerces Sakura into becoming its second member (by sticking him onto a board and leaving him there until he joins) and has stated her desire to achieve the national championship in this particular 'sport'. As of the second season, Dokuro has become more "comfortable" with Sakura seeing her nude. Every sentence Dokuro says ends in "dayo".

Sabato Mihashigo (三橋檎 サバト, Mihashigo Sabato)

Voiced by: Rie Kugimiya (Japanese); Elle Deets (English)

Sabato is another 12-year-old angel sent from the future to assassinate Sakura before he can create his "Lolicon's World". Also with super-human strength, she has ram horns on her head. Since her defeat, Sabato lives in a small cardboard box under a bridge. Her living allowance comes from an unknown source. Her weapon is the deadly shock-baton, "Durandal" (in which she can "char blue whales in the blink of an eye"). It is later revealed that her mother is Babel Mihashigo, the chairman of Lulutie and the main instigator of the operation to kill Sakura. Sabato is not allowed to return home until she kills Sakura. Even though Dokuro and Sabato have opposite aims, they are actually friends and hang out together when not fighting over Sakura. Every sentence Sabato says ends in "desu".

Zansu (ザンス, Zansu)

Voiced by: Nobuo Tobita (Japanese); Kirk Thornton (English)

Zansu is yet another angel from the future who accompanied Dokuro in the attempt to save Sakura's life. His appearance is very odd, looking more like a member of a biker gang. Unlike the other angels, Zansu is often on the receiving end of the stick whenever he makes an appearance around Sakura. His trademark pink Mohawk is his most defining trait. It is later revealed that he has a hidden camera in it which he uses to take erotic pictures of Zakuro. He is, unfortunately, revealed to have some perverted tendencies and in the second series is frequently nude. Every sentence Zansu says ends in "Zansu". Sakura describes him as a "has-been death metal punk" and a "lolicon."

Zakuro Mitsukai (三塚井 ザクロ, Mitsukai Zakuro)

Voiced by: Akeno Watanabe (Japanese); Dorothy Fahn (English)

Zakuro is a tall 9 year-old angel with a far larger bust than her older sister, Dokuro. She has the super-human powers of most angels and wears a naval officer's uniform, as well as an eyepatch on her left eye for unknown reasons. Zakuro is unusually polite, addressing people with the formal "-san" suffix after their names rather than the informal "-kun" or "-chan". Calm and soft-spoken, she is quite proficient in battle. Her weapon is a wet towel called "Eckilsax" which can split into two or more for close combat, as well as stretching itself to bind opponents. In the second series, she moves in with Sakura and Dokuro. Zakuro seems to get on well with Sakura and appears to have a crush on him, although she sometimes suggests that Dokuro kill Sakura only to realize what she's saying and apologize (but is usually too late by then).

Shizuki Minakami (水上 静希, Minakami Shizuki)

Voiced by: Ayako Kawasumi (Japanese); Melanie Wagner (English)

Shizuki is 12 years old and one of Sakura's classmates as well as his childhood friend. Much like the rest of Sakura's classmates, Shizuki is unfazed by the chaos which the angels introduce. It is noteworthy however that while Sakura's classmates think that he is a lolicon and treat him with contempt and jealousy, Shizuki believes him to be a good person and is the only character to stick by him amongst the chaos. Shizuki seems to have a crush on Sakura but is unable to confess her feelings to him (just like he cannot confess to her). She is a bit jealous of Dokuro because of how much attention Sakura gives her (mostly out of responsibility for her actions) but seems to care about her all the same.

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