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Richard 'Richie' Richard (Rik Mayall) is a deluded optimist and camp slob. His character is elitist and arrogant albeit manic and lacking in any social grace. Richie usually wears a white shirt tucked into his Y-fronts and vintage dark green tie with tie clip, blue jeans with a belt that clearly misses most of the loops and has a light jade raincoat when outdoors. He also occasionally wears brown trousers held up with braces, a red tie and he also wears white and pink striped pyjamas.

Richie is a virgin, and Eddie stole Richie's only ever 'girlfriend', Ethel Cardew, and sometimes mocks Richie with how he had sex with her. In the episode "Digger", Richie almost has sex with a foreign countess, Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Boblomov Dob, after he and Eddie join a dating agency. Natasha agrees to marry Richie, much to his shock and enthusiasm, and he is oblivious to the fact that she is marrying him because she thinks he is a millionaire and she has lost her entire fortune. Towards the end of the episode, Richie moves in to have sex with Lady Natasha, but unfortunately he becomes so nervous that he has a heart attack and is rushed to hospital. Whilst inside the ambulance, Eddie claims to have had sex with Lady Natasha. Eddie also informs Richie that it was not his heart that gave way but it was a result of his dodgy surgery to remove his kidney.

Richie possesses a domestic characteristic as he wears a blue and pink rimmed apron whenever he is doing housework such as cooking and ironing. His slow-wit makes him unsure of the decade, claiming, in the episode "Carnival", that it is both the 80s and then 70s later on with a bemused Eddie looking to the camera, after Richie mentions it is the 80s after all. Despite what has been said in some episodes, Richie quite often demonstrates strong religious beliefs; when an issue threatening him should come up one of the first things he does is pray and attempts to make a deal with God. He also believes that the dictionary was written by Jesus. In the episode "Terror" along with Spudgun (Steve O'Donnell), Dave Hedgehog (Christopher Ryan) and Eddie, Richie also prayed to the Devil in the hope of raising him so that he could get his wishes granted. However, despite Richie's negative traits, he has been shown to be genial and more generous with money than Eddie; while Eddie constantly swindles Richie out of money at every opportunity he can, when Richie wanted to form a relationship with the queen he said he would split the money between himself, the queen and Eddie. Also before a suicide attempt Richie genuinely thanked Eddie for being his friend. Throughout the series Richie displays occasional elements of anxiety such as in the episode "Break", he insists on sitting in silence staring at a clock waiting for his and Eddie's holiday to start despite their coach not being scheduled to arrive for another seven hours. In Guest House Paradiso, he goes by the name Richard Twat, which he insists is pronounced "Thwaite".

Edward 'Eddie' Elizabeth Hitler (Adrian Edmondson) is a free-spirited and menacing alcoholic. He wears glasses akin to those of Eric Morecambe, a worn out brown suit and a white shirt with a black spotted tie. Despite having a shaven head, he sports sideburns. He also has a brown trilby hat and a tweed coat. Eddie has two other friends, losers named Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog who mostly hang out together, though Dave is also a family man. (His wife Susan is never seen, but his daughter Doreen appeared once in the episode "Terror".) While Richie does not appear to have any other friends besides Eddie, he does get along with Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog if in need of company. Eddie is also revealed to be a Queens Park Rangers fan: in the episode "Holy", he sprayed the letters 'QPR' on the wall with spray snow; and in "Dough", there are QPR banners on his bedroom wall. He has been shown to break the fourth wall a few times in the series when looking at or speaking directly to the audience. Oddly enough, some of the men in Eddie's family have girls' names, as his middle name is Elizabeth and he once referred to having a 'Great Uncle Susan' who fought "on both sides, depending on which way he was facing" during the first world war. Eddie is shown to have quite varying degrees of mechanical expertise, for instance he is able to build a fully functioning printing press within a week and a treadmill powered by a motorbike in a matter of hours, yet it takes him an entire year to set up a domestic VHS recorder.

More of Eddie's and Richie's relatives are often mentioned. Such as Richie's grandfather who was at the Battle of the Somme, while Eddie's uncle used to work in a prison, but really a prisoner peeling potatoes, sewing mailbags and doing ... "anything they told him to do". Richie's wealthy aunt Olga left him a small sum of money in her will, whilst his other aunt Mabel used to own the flat. Richie's father, Oswald Richard, was an acquaintance of Eddie. According to Richie, his father moved in mysterious circles, because he had one leg shorter than the other. Richie's sister lives near Hammersmith and apparently looks just like her brother, albeit 'with smaller jugs'. Eddie's mother was a wrestler named 'Adolf',[1] who abandoned him when he was young, leaving him her old service revolver and a note saying 'Please look after my baby, I can't be bothered.' Given the unusual naming traditions of the Hitler family it is possible male children are given female middle names while females have male middle names. In Guest House Paradiso, he goes by the name Eddie Ndingombaba.

• Spudgun (Steve O'Donnell): One of Eddie's slobbish and unemployable friends. His nickname comes from a trick he can do involving a potato, although according to Eddie it's not something most people would want to see.
• Dave Hedgehog (Christopher Ryan): One of Eddie's friends. While "Hedgehog" appears to be his actual surname, he also can do a trick involving an actual hedgehog. As seen in "Terror", he is married, and has a daughter by the name of Doreen - who is remarkably calm when dealing with Richie and Eddie, despite them mistaking her for Satan. Dave's wife's name is Susan as mentioned in "Holy", although it takes him a while to recall her name.
• Richard "Dick" Head (Lee Cornes): The landlord of the Lamb and Flag, Richie and Eddie's regular pub. Dick gets on well with neither Richie nor Eddie, because of the arguments over their tabs and payments for alcohol. He is ignorant of his own field, pronouncing the 'd' in Pernod. Yet he can sneaky at times when he takes advantage of losers Richie, Eddie and other of their fellow drinkers. His appearances were in "Smells", "Parade" and "Dough".
• Mr. Harrison (Roger Sloman): Richie and Eddie's flat landlord and shopkeeper. His only appearances were in "'s Up" and "Holy". In the latter episode, Harrison is shown to have a daughter named Valerie and a grandson named Johnny.

• Lily Linneker (Lisa Maxwell): Appeared in "Digger" series 2, episode 1. Runs the Lily Linneker's Love Bureau.
• John Cooper (aka “Mr 55p”) (Michael Redfern): Appeared in the episode "'S Up". John Cooper comes into Mr. Harrison's shop (which Richie and Eddie are minding) to collect his newspaper.
• Veronica Head (Julia Sawalha): The beautiful young barmaid at the Lamb and Flag, whom Richie tries to woo by boasting of his false adventures during the Falklands War. She later turns out to be the niece of Dick Head and has been conspiring against Richie, Eddie and all the other freeloaders from the start. She only appeared in the episode Parade.
• Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Boblomov Dob, Third Viscountess of Moldavia (Helen Lederer): A foreign countess Richie met through Lily Linneker's Love Bureau. Richie posed as the Duke of Kidderminster to secure a date with her. She agreed to marry him and unwittingly admitted that she'd lost her entire fortune in a civil war and had to marry soon lest she be penniless forever. She appears in the episode Digger, The actress Helen Lederer also briefly appears as a nurse in the episode Apocalypse.
• Mr. N. Stiles (Robert Llewellyn): N. Stiles is a Falklands ex-serviceman who was in the Lamb and Flag, asking questions to Richie about his false adventures in the Falklands. Richie and Eddie discover he has a valuable wooden leg and decide to steal it and take to the pawn shop to bet on a horse. He appears in Parade.
• Lil Potato (Patsy Rowlands): Spudgun's mother. Appears in Parade . She leads Her son and Dave Hedgehog the freeloading racket with the identity Parade lineup and in the end of the episode she gets punch unconscious by Chief Inspector Grobbelaar.
• "Skullcrusher" Henderson (Nick Scott): He is one of Dick's friends and the most prolific currency forger in London, although this is more down to his tendency to crush the skulls of any rivals than the quality of his forgeries (which feature Danny La Rue in place of the Queen). Richie and Eddie fell afoul of Skullcrusher and had to pay a £5,000 tribute in order to escape having their skulls crushed; unfortunately they tried to pay Skullcrusher with his own forged cash, and got their skulls crushed anyway. Appeared in Dough.
• "Cannonball" Taffy O'Jones (voiced by Kevin Allen): Insane Welsh cricketer. After a deliberate bowl to Richie's forehead with a slingshot, Richie and Eddie steal both his car and honeymoon. Taffy follows them however, and gets revenge with another pair of bowls to Richie and Eddie's foreheads, although it’s never made clear if Richie and Eddie paid his bill and/or O’Jones was still out of pocket. He never appears on-screen, but is heard off-camera sporting a heavy Welsh accent in Finger.
• Harry The Bastard/Ted Nugent (Brian Croucher): Mean spirited pawnbroker who knowingly and brazenly offers prices for items proffered at well below their true worth. Examples include 7 pence for a house and £1.50 for an engraved wooden leg he acknowledges to be worth at least £2500. He appears in Parade. Another character named "Harry the Bastard" appeared in Mayall and Edmondson's The Young Ones, though he was played by Alexei Sayle.
• Mr Tent (Rupert Bates): A streaker who stalked Richie and Eddie while camping out in Wimbledon Common, as part of a bet in 'S Out. He is first seen in the daytime flashing, then later at night the streaker comes back and undoes the zip on the tent, he then starts performing sexual simulations by inserting his penis in the opening of their tent. In a panic, Eddie zips the covering back down, causing the streaker's penis to get caught in the zip. Screaming in pain, the streaker runs off with the tent still attached to him, leaving Eddie and Richie without cover during the rainstorm.
• Video Repair Man (uncredited): Makes a brief appearance in Carnival after Eddie blows up a VCR he took almost a year to set up. After repairing the machine, Eddie offers him a box of Malibu in lieu of cash, only to send him flying down the stairs and possibly injuring him by pulling a lever.
• Gas Man (Mark Lambert): Appears in Gas in which he visits Richie and Eddie's flat to read their gas meter only to find the reading is all zeros. As their next door neighbour Mr Rottweiler is up next, Richie and Eddie decide to keep the Gas Man in the flat until his time to clock off for the night arrives, as they have been stealing gas from Rottweiler hence the meter reading. By doing this they force-feed him cold tea while pretending they do not know what gas is, only to knock him out with a frying pan as he tries to leave. The Gas Man later wakes up with a headache while Richie and Eddie try to throw him out of a window onto the roof of the next bus. Although his shift is over, the Gas Man proceeds to check Mr Rottweiler's meter, despite or perhaps due to his tremendous head injuries.
• Mr. Rottweiler (Brian Glover): Richie and Eddie's violent neighbour who appears in Gas. Richie and Eddie were stealing gas from their neighbour with an illegal gas link, only to try and disconnect it by smashing his wall down while he is asleep with his girlfriend for the night.
• Doreen Hedgehog (Lisa Coleman): Appears in Terror. Doreen is Dave's daughter who comes to the flat where she is mistaken for being The Devil by the others due to wearing a devil mask but after taking it off she reveals that she has been sent to collect her father as her mother doesn't like him being out after midnight.
• Valerie Bates: Mr. Harrison's daughter, appearing in Holy. After her mother has a heart attack on Christmas Day, she leaves her son Johnny with her father, but he ends up on Richie and Eddie's doorstep causing them, Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun into thinking he's the son of God. After returning, Valerie sees that Johnny is hungry and prepares to breastfeed him in the flat by unbuttoning her top, much to Richie and Eddie's delight.
• Johnny Bates: Mr. Harrison's baby grandson, appearing in Holy. When his mother Valerie leaves to be with her mother who had a heart attack, he is left with Mr. Harrison, who leaves him on Richie and Eddie's doorstep for them to look after him. After finding him, Richie, Eddie, Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun mistake Johnny for being the son of God until Harrison arrives and reveals that Johnny is his grandson just moments before Valerie arrives.
• Tight-Mouthed Larry (Chris Langham): Dick Head's Bookmaker who appears in Parade. He came out of the men's lavatory sick and drunk and seems to accidentally give away his tip about Sad Ken to Richie, Eddie and the whole pub. Later he reappears with Dick and revealing the tip was scam and conspiring with Veronica and her uncle for the money that the freeloaders didn't pay for their drinks.
• Chief Inspector Grobbelaar (Andy de la Tour): appearing in Parade. He's the head of the police station and in charge with the identity parade. When he enters the lineup room, Richie mistaken Grobbelaar for an witness and again in for someone else in the men's lavatory when Richie and Eddie assaulting him for money placing them both and all the other freeloaders in the lineup and giving three of his fellow officers to give Richie and Eddie a damn good kicking by beating them both their truncheons at the end of the episode.

• Nurse: Mentioned by profession instead of name in “Accident”. She attacked Richie with a kidney dish after asking her if she’s seen The Singing Detective.
• Ethel Cardew: Ethel Cardew is a woman (implied in Terror to be transsexual) that both Eddie and Richie frequently mention in their conversations. Richie has tried to woo her unsuccessfully (by one occasion pretending to be the captain of a ship, only for her to walk away with the arresting officer), deluding himself into believing that she was his fiancé, though it seemed that she preferred Eddie over Richie and slept with him, leaving Richie rather unsettled whenever the topic is brought up. However, it would appear that Eddie and Ethel are no longer on speaking terms, due to the events only described as the "superglue incident".
• Keith and Deirdre McFrenzy
• Ted "Unlucky Suicide" McGloomy
• Mad Quentin "Trousers Down Pervy" O'Blimey
• Harry "I'll Do Anything For Half A Pint" Grundy: Mentioned in “Digger” as a friend of Richie and Eddie’s who has their potato masher still stuck inside him, which the doctors couldn’t remove causing Richie to use Eddie’s head to mash them with instead, resulting in “Squashed Potatoes”.
• "Mad Dog" Patrick "D'you Want Some Of This" O'Fist
• "Dodgy" Bob McMayday: said by Eddie to be "the most violent travel agent in the world".
• Tubbs Lardy
• Aunt Irama
• Susan Hedgehog: Mentioned in Holy and referenced in Terror is Dave's wife and Doreen's mother.
• Fatty Amal: Owner of the take away kebab shop opposite the flat. He is first mentioned in "Gas" where after supposedly killing a gas man, Richie phones Amal and attempts to give the gas man's body to him for meat, only for Amal to reply that his Alsatian had got run over that morning so he was fine for meat for the rest of the week. He is mentioned for the second and final time in "Carnival" where he petrol bombs his shop during riots after taking an insurance policy on it the day before.
• Adolf Hitler: mentioned in “Digger” as Eddie's mother.
• Hotel Land Lady: Never mentioned by name, but was described by Richie and Eddie in “Break”. The year before the events of the episode, she asked if Eddie knew anything about gas leaks while they were staying in a hotel in an unnamed location, only for Eddie to start off a lighter and blow up the hotel, which killed the Land Lady in the process. Her last words were “Oh Mr Hitler?, do you know anything about gas leaks?”. Richie describes her as “A sweetheart”.
• Doctor Wildthroat: Mentioned by Richie in "Break" after Eddie suggests that they should get jabs for their trip to Doncaster and Bridlington. After Richie suggested that they should see him for a booster, Eddie says that he gave them rabies the year before, suggesting that he is actually a vet.
• Slip Digby: Possibly an organist, although "that's not what they called him in court." In Hole he is announced as the winner of the Hammersmith Bugle's Stork Margarine competition, claiming victory with the slogan "I like Stork Margarine because I've only got one leg."