San Sombrèro
San Sombrèro (subtitled A Land of Carnivals, Cocktails and Coups) is a parody travel guide book examining the eponymous fictional country, described as the birthplace of tinted sunglasses and sequins. This country is set in Central America, and was created by Australian comedic writers Tom Gleisner, Santo Cilauro and Rob Sitch (of The D-Generation and The Panel fame). Along with the other Jetlag Travel volumes, 2003's Molvanîa and 2004's Phaic Tăn, the book parodies both the language of heritage tourism and the legacy of colonialism and imperialism.[1]
 San Sombrèro: a Land of Carnivals, Cocktails and Coups | |
| Author | Tom Gleisner; Santo Cilauro; Rob Sitch |
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| Illustrators | Michèle Burch, Bettina Guthridge |
| Country | Australia |
| Language | English |
| Subject | Fictional country |
| Genre | Travel; comedy |
| Publisher | Jetlag Travel |
Publication date | October 2006 |
| Pages | 200 |
| ISBN | 1-74066-385-3 |
| Preceded by | Phaic Tăn |
| San Sombrèro | |
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| San Sombrèro: a Land of Carnivals, Cocktails and Coups location | |
.svg.png.webp) General location of San Sombrèro | |
| Created by | Tom Gleisner; Santo Cilauro; Rob Sitch |
| Genre | Parody |
| In-universe information | |
| Other name(s) | Democratic Free People’s United Republic of San Sombrèro Repùblica Unida de Pueblo Libre Democráticos de San Sombrèro |
| Type | Republic |
| Ethnic group(s) | Spanish, African, Indigenous |
| Locations | Cucaracha City (capital) |
| Population | 8.6 million (est.) |
| Anthem | O Patria Gloriosa (English: O Glorious Motherland) |
| Language(s) | San Sombrèran Spanish |
| Currency | Crapeso (100 Cachingos) |
In Spanish, San Sombrèro would be translated into English as "Saint Hat", "San" being the shortened word for the Spanish word "santo" meaning saint, and "sombrero" (no accent mark in real-world Spanish) meaning hat.
According to the book the "full and technically correct" name of San Sombrèro is the "Democratic Free People's United Republic of San Sombrèro", and citizens may be arrested, without a warrant, if the title is not used.
About San Sombrèro
The "Democratic Free People’s United Republic of San Sombrèro" is a composite of many stereotypes and clichés about Central America and South America. It would be difficult to position the fictional San Sombèro on a map of Central America. Although it is presented as a thin country between the Pacific Ocean and the Caribbean Sea (similar to Panama), it runs diagonally from northeast to southwest, in comparison to the other states on the Central American strip of land that run more from the northwest to southeast, or west to east. If San Sombrèro were to be geographically placed it would probably fit best between Panama and Costa Rica.
The book says the nation has "362 separate public holidays (not including the 'carnivale' long weekend)". San Sombrèro appears to be a stereotypically corrupt and unstable banana republic with seemingly everlasting revolutions and counter-revolutions. The country is said to have had 17 different presidents over 10 years.
San Sombrèro is described as having a very high literacy rate because of an anti-illiteracy campaign in which "over 53,000 citizens who were unable to read [were] jailed or deported to Haiti".
Before the arrival of the Spanish, San Sombrèro was said to inhabited by several "Amer-Indian" ethnic groups, called the "Ciboney" (Siboney) (Nomadic hunter-gatherers), "Taino" (who lived on seafood), "Puorcina" (who practiced simple agriculture) and the most dominant "Guanajaxo" (they just stole from everyone else). But there was a tribe that existed before called the "Bollivquar", fierce warriors who regarded themselves as a very complex and advanced society, which is said to be odd because they "never quite" mastered fire, irrigation or star jumps. But they learnt how to farm tobacco, which to this day still remains a part of the Bollivquar diet, explaining their stunted growth. Note that their inability to light a fire made it harder to take up smoking.
Language
San Sombrèro is a Spanish-speaking country, but a dialect has developed known as San Sombrèran, which combines Castilian grammar, Portuguese pronunciation, and indigenous shouting. San Sombrèran Spanish is spoken a lot faster than normal Spanish, because it is considered impolite for people to take a breath during a sentence (particularly since their breath is so foul). San Sombrèran Spanish has many English loanwords, some of which are "beisbol" - baseball, "hamburgesa" - hamburger (these two are actual Spanish words), "beeras" - beers, and "dryvebyshooting" - drive by shooting.
National anthem
The San Sombrèran national anthem is "O Patria Gloriosa" (O Glorious Motherland), written in 1853 by independence leader Juan Robirro, who is famous for uttering "He who loves his country, lives forever" shortly before falling off a ladder and dying. The national anthem is set to a bossa nova beat, and loyal citizens of San Sombrèro will stand respectfully, place a hand on each hip and start to gyrate while the anthem is played.
- A verse
- My baby melts my heart
- My baby drives me nuts
- The way she swings her hips
- The way her hair hangs down
- Give me a kiss,
- O gorgeous woman
- Cover my lips
- In passionate bliss
- Long live San Sombrèro
- O glorious fatherland.
Flag
The flag of San Sombrèro is the "Camouflagio", which resembles military camouflage, with a narrow vertical white stripe on the left side. When the nation first became independent from Spain a dirty red and white chequered tablecloth made an impromptu flag.
Regions
The capital city of San Sombrèro is Cucaracha City in Polluçión. There are five provinces in San Sombrèro including Polluçión, the other provinces are:
- Maracca (Capital: San Pistachio)
- Guacomala (Capital: Fumarole)
- Lambarda (Capital: Aguazura)
- San Abandonio (Capital: Nicotiño)
Fictional travel guides
The book advertises (fictional) guides on the following places: Unaudited Arab Emirates (the Middle East), Costa Lottsa (akin to Monaco), the Barbituros Islands (the Caribbean), Alpenstein (the Alps), Tyranistan (Former Soviet Union), Nuku'la Atoll (Polynesia), frozen Norgborg (Scandinavia), and the miserable Isle of Fogg (North Sea). It also advertises its website's forum, as well as world tours for botanists and golfers, and an opportunity to spend a year in an untouched part of Europe.
The book ends with The Jetlag Story.
See also
References
- Hallett, Richard W. (2015). "Parodying Heritage Tourism". In Silverman, Helaine; Robinson, Mike (eds.). Encounters with Popular Pasts: Cultural Heritage and Popular Culture. Springer International Publishing. pp. 149–163. ISBN 9783319131832. Retrieved 1 July 2020.