The Wrong Door

In an attempt to create the perfect soldier, a bio-weapons lab creates "The World's Most Annoying Creature", which promptly escapes. It was first shown on 28 August 2008.

Edmund and Lucy wander through the back of their self-assembly wardrobe and find themselves in the magical, but slightly rubbish, the world of Njarnia (a reference to IKEA product naming, and Narnia). It was first shown on 6 September 2008.

A woman is abducted by aliens with rude names and a phallic spaceship. It was first shown on 11 September 2008.

A group of ordinary commuters is transformed into pirates, led by Captain Goiter (Brian Blessed) It was first shown on 18 October 2008.

Dorothy is transported to an office in Oswestry after a storm, in a twist on The Wizard of Oz. Also, the London Underground is infested with Pac-Man and a restaurant has a problem with its Death by Chocolate. It was first shown on 25 October 2008.

The secret clown agent Bondo tries to take down a ninja plot to destroy the Train Pirates and Xotang needs a holiday. It was first shown on 2 October 2008.

A highlights show was broadcast on 26 October 2008.

Melanie has boyfriend trouble. Philip is rather insensitive and many of her friends and family think he's "a wanker". He left his previous employment at Nottingham Trent University due to a number of anger management issues. He has a curious habit of tearing people to pieces, being, as he is, a large carnivorous dinosaur.

The Philip and Melanie sketches are examples of deadpan humour and often involve other characters in the scene treating the couple as if it were perfectly normal for a young female human to be dating a dinosaur, yet picking up on other curiosities such as their age gap.

Xotang the giant robot is often found destroying the environments around him to do everyday tasks (e.g. destroying the London skyline in search of his keys). Surprisingly, no one has tried to harm him despite the fact that he continually destroys the area surrounding him.

Gamer Girl is a stereotypical gamer character, described by the official website of the show as a "classic example of the perils of console addiction". Gamer Girl sketches often involve her world merging with that of the game she is currently playing or vice versa.

A parody of the popular talent show genre of television, Superhero Tryouts is a fictional television show looking for the next popular superhero. Hosted and judged by Captain Justice, Lady Libido and Doctor Fox, the show is plagued largely by mediocre superheroes. Such contestants include:

• The Human Spider, who excretes web-like substances from his anus.
• Moose-Boy, who has no obvious super powers at all, other than his own theme tune and a helmet featuring moose antlers, and whose origin story was merely being attacked by a moose.
• The Raven, a reference to Batman, who has no powers, but instead a body "honed to perfection" and a grapple gun. Upon Raven falling from the rafters, Captain Justice recognizes him as a billionaire playboy called Bobby.
• Rocket Man, whose rocket-powered jetpack sets him on fire and spins him around uncontrollably.
• Tempus, who has the power to stop time. Although initially unable to convince the judges of his power, his more convincing demonstrations are discounted as he had been disqualified.
• A shapeshifter who can transform only into furniture featured on page 12 of the IKEA catalogue.
• A telepath who can only read the minds of Belgians.
• A superhero with the ability to picture the shape of people's genitals through handshakes.
• An elderly, near-deaf, wheelchair-using man able to fly through farting.
• The Flame, who is constantly on fire but has no pyrokinetic abilities. (In other sketches entitled "Adventures of the Flame", his intervention often results in the scene of a crime or accident exploding or burning down.)
• Speedo, a speedster (one of the few successful contestants).

Two dancers competing to see which one is better. The one in the red tracksuit dances normally, but the one in the blue tracksuit always has a special ability.

Two people are playing snooker when a man in a black dress coat and white tie appears. He takes the cue from one of the players and then makes a bet with the other. The mystery man then proceeds to perform an impossible trick shot (which is done in CGI), takes his winnings and leaves while the remaining player stares in shock.