Watching the Detectives (film)

On a dark film noir black-and-white scene where a 1940s style detective shoots a villain—for trying to return a late video. The lights come up, revealing that we are watching a commercial for Gumshoe Video, and the detective is Neil, the store's owner, who is premiering the ad for friends at a party at his modest cinephile video store. His girlfriend Denise, who appears in the commercial, does not show up at the celebration.

The next day, Neil meets Denise at a restaurant, but before he goes to the table, he gets a waiter to spill a glass of water on her, just to watch her overreact. She is not amused by the prank, and tells him he needs to get his life together instead of just watching movies and playing immature games. He casually breaks up with her, telling her she is not enough like Katharine Ross in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Back at the store, Neil is watching a film with his friend/employee Jonathan, when femme fatale Violet makes her entrance, turning his head. Violet has no identification or credit card for her rental deposit, so she persuades him to take $50 cash, which he puts in an envelope under his antique cash register. When she returns, she surreptitiously steals back the deposit, making him think he lost it, but she says he can take her out for a $50 dinner to make it up to her.

At the date, Violet arrives first and pretends that she has already gotten really drunk. When Neil does not try to take advantage of the situation, she reveals her joke and they proceed with dinner. At her urging, they go to a Media Giant store – his corporate competitor – and hide in a closet until after the employees lock up for the night, then they switch a bunch of DVDs into the wrong cases and knock over some displays while fleeing. After evading the police, they hide behind a fence and Violet suggests they separate. While standing on opposite sides, they share a kiss through a hole.

The next day, they spy on the Media Giant and see an employee talking to a police officer. Later, police detectives drop by Gumshoe Video to question Neil about the Media Giant break-in. Once they have completely scared him, Violet appears and she and the "cops" begin laughing hysterically at the ruse. A flummoxed Neil secretly trails Violet back to her house, where they end up in bed. The following morning, they go for a romantic swim.

Sometime later, Neil is leaving to meet Violet at the park when he runs into friends who beg to come along and meet his new girlfriend. Violet feeds them another party's picnic meal and leaves them to answer for it. Neil tries to make their next date quieter, by watching a basketball game, but a bored Violet then does not want to stay the night. Later, he goes to see a band play at Jonathan's bar and spies her flirting with a musician. Jealous, he stages a rock guitar scene for her at their next date. After they have sex, she reveals that she just staged the club scene and, before going to sleep, tells him about all the musicians she has dated, including a bald, Polish, avant garde musician who stalks her from city to city. Paranoid, Neil imagines that every bald white guy he sees is the stalker until Violet stages a scene where she has been tied to a chair by her ex, the Bald Giant, who turns out to be her friend Denis. Frustrated by Violet's tomfoolery, Neil breaks up with her.

Neil runs into Denise and realizes that he treated her somewhat like Violet has treated him, and that he misses Violet and the excitement she created. So when she calls and tells him to come to her workplace, he does. She tricks him into stealing money from her job at an illegal casino, thinking it is another one of her fake scenes. He is shot at and chased. Neil is exhilarated by the crime, but Violet takes the money and lets him know he has been used. Neil is very distraught at another breakup, but Violet returns to say that the breakup was a joke, too. Neil is initially infuriated, but Violet convinces him that his life is more interesting and adventurous with her in it. They make up and drive off to Graceland in the new car Violet bought with some of the robbery money.

This film marks comedian Paul Soter's directorial debut.[2] Soter and his fellow Broken Lizard troupe members Eric Stolhanske and Steve Lemme have cameos in the film.

Watching the Detectives made its world premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival on May 1, 2007.[3] The film was originally planned to be released theatrically by Peace Arch Entertainment in North America in early 2008, to coincide with Valentine's Day.[4] Instead, it was released in the United States on DVD on August 12, 2008.[5][6] The film was first released on DVD in Poland on February 20, 2008, under the title Uwaga Violet.[7]

• Watching the Detectives at IMDb 
• Watching the Detectives at AllMovie
• Watching the Detectives at Rotten Tomatoes
• Tribeca Film Review of Watching the Detectives
• Tribeca interview with Paul Soter
• Review of Tribeca Film Festival screening