WTFery

WTF (“what the fuck”) +‎ -ery

WTFery (uncountable)

1. (Internet slang, text messaging) Blatant absurdity, stupidity, or surreality; nonsense.
   • 2008, Susie Day, serafina67 *urgently requires life*, Scholastic (2008), →ISBN, page 68:

     So. I am ignoring the WTFery of my Mum and Kym's Mum and Sasha's parents and Naima's Dad (omg where did she get all these people's phone numbers from?) sitting around in our living room eating poncy nibbles from the deli by her office that she NEVER buys things from, because it is tiny-small compared to the WTFery of the rest of it.

   • 2011, Keren David, Lia's Guide to Winning the Lottery, Frances Lincoln Children's Books (2011), →ISBN, unnumbered page:

     I knew the falling-in-love-with-your-best-friend myth was just Hollywood WTFery.

   • 2014, Sarah Ockler, #scandal, Simon Pulse (2014), →ISBN, page 354:

     There's a text on my phone, news flash from Griff, and I'm sitting on our front porch pondering its blazing WTFery.