badly packed kebab

From a likening of the appearance of the external female genitalia to that of a messy doner kebab (with the pita representing the labia majora and the meat representing the labia minora).

badly packed kebab (plural badly packed kebabs)

1. (Britain, slang, vulgar) The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.
   • 2005 August 28, PMD [username], “Re: Has anybody seen”, in alt.talk.bollocks, Usenet‎:

     > What was the url for that webpage you found, with the naked woman called
     > Tinkerbell? She was big!
     >
     >
     
     LOL, she had a badly packed kebab too. I can't find it, she was on blueyonder though if anyone wants to google for it.

   • 2006 January 12, bobby [username], “Re: Can I just make a public service announcement here”, in alt.sports.soccer.sunderland, Usenet‎:

     Babs? Urgh no! Mebee^[sic] 25 years ago, but she'd have a 'badly packed kebab' by now!

   • 2011, John Donoghue, Police, Crime & 999: The True Story of a Front Line Officer, Matador (2011), →ISBN, page 107:

     In brief, with the expletives deleted (which also served to make the story considerably shorter), it involved various quantities of cider, alcho-pops and shots, going to the kebab shop, getting said kebab, walking home, stopping to answer the call of nature on the grass and falling asleep mid-pee. Her badly packed kebab had been on view for all to see.

   • For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:badly packed kebab.

• See also Thesaurus:vulva.