duck fart

duck fart (plural duck farts)

1. A layered (not mixed) drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal (in that order, and ideally with just a float of Crown).

   After a bad day of duck hunting nothing goes down better than a good duck fart.

2. (slang, vulgar) A sound made when a stone is thrown into the water where the water breaks twice creating a longer sounding "plop".
3. (slang, vulgar) The sound created when flatulence is released shortly after or during use of a shower, bath, or pool.

   I'm not sure, but judging by the duck farts I heard in there, you don't want to use it right now.

4. (slang, vulgar) Something insignificant or silent.
5. (baseball, slang) A ball hit by a batter into the the gray area between the infield and outfield, usually tailing away from whoever is trying to catch it. Also known as a dying quail.

   Surhoff blooped a weak duck fart into shallow right field.

• quack

• fuck-tard, fucktard