Excuses for Bad Behavior

Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part One)
Studio album vinyl record by Sandra Bernhard
Released	1994
Genre	Comedy, pop
Length	68:19
Label	SB.com
Producer	Sandra Bernhard, Mitch Kaplan
Sandra Bernhard chronology
Without You I'm Nothing (1987) Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part One) (1994) I'm Still Here... Damn It! (1998)

Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part One) is a combination of spoken comedy bits, comedic songs, and pop/rock music.

Co-written and co-produced by Bernhard's longtime collaborator Mitch Kaplan, the album features Bernhard singing originals and standards. Disco classic "You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)" begins with a vocal solo and is then translated to a modern dance song. "Manic Superstar" combines the song "Everything's Alright" from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar and the song "Manic Depression" by Jimi Hendrix. "Sympathy For the Devil" by the Rolling Stones is also covered.

Comedic bits include the spoken word "The Letter", in which Bernhard reads a fictional letter from a lesbian fan who has "heard" the album in question ("Jesus Christ, why is she singing?"). "Christmas" is a story of holidays past told by a Jewish woman who never actually experienced them. Other songs have a comedic edge, such as "Prophecies", a spoof on 1-900 psychic hotlines.

The album was released on a smaller independent label and did moderately well, but is currently unavailable for mainstream purchase. Plans for a special two-disc re-release (made exclusively available on Bernhard's website) have been posted there for over a year, but no product has been offered yet.

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Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part Two)
Studio album vinyl record by Sandra Bernhard
Released	January 2004
Recorded	1998, 2003–2004
Genre	Comedy, pop
Length	79:03
Label	SB.com
Producer	Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard chronology
Hero Worship (2003) Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part Two) (2004) The Love Machine Remastered (2011)

Excuses for Bad Behavior (Part Two), like Part One, is a combination of spoken comedy bits, comedic songs, and pop/country/rock music. Unlike Part One, the album was not released by a major label. It was sold on burned CD-Rs by Bernhard at her live shows and via her website.

Bernhard announced in 1995 that she had no interest in making a (Part 2), despite the title of (Part 1) , and that rather the title was simply a "tongue-in-cheek twist on" the Guns N' Roses albums Use Your Illusion I & II.

The album deals heavily with politics, including discussions about 9/11. In "The Dixie Chicks", Bernhard sings: "The Dixie Chicks were wrong, then right. I can't comprehend what is true. You tell me something, then take it back. Why the hell do you support Iraq?" The political controversy that surrounded The Dixie Chicks is discussed. A small tour was launched to accompany the release. They would later become friends; Natalie Maines of The Dixie Chicks appeared at several of Bernhard's performances of her later show Everything Bad & Beautiful, and the group and Bernhard appeared in a Christmas commercial for Old Navy.