Frozen Assets (film)
Frozen Assets is a 1992 American comedy film directed by George T. Miller. It stars Shelley Long and Corbin Bernsen.[1]
Frozen Assets | |
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Directed by | George T. Miller |
Written by | Don Klein Tom Kartozian |
Produced by | Don Klein |
Starring | Shelley Long Corbin Bernsen Larry Miller |
Cinematography | Ron Lautore Geza Sinkovics |
Edited by | Larry Bock |
Music by | Michael Tavera |
Production company | Frozen Assets Productions |
Distributed by | RKO Pictures |
Release date | October 23, 1992 |
Running time | 96 min. |
Country | United States |
Language | English |
Budget | $5 million |
Box office | $376,008 (USA) |
Plot
Los Angeles bank executive Zach Shepard takes a new job at a sperm bank in Oregon. After some initial confusion, Zach and the sperm bank's doctor, Grace Murdock, deal with a shortage of donations by holding a contest with a $100,000 prize. Men abstain from sex to save themselves for donations while a local brothel protests the sperm bank for having ruined its business.
Zach is assisted by Newton, an escaped mental patient who lives with his mother.
Cast
- Shelley Long as Dr. Grace Murdock
- Corbin Bernsen as Zach Shepard
- Larry Miller as Newton Patterson
- Dody Goodman as Mrs. Patterson
- Gerrit Graham as Lewis Crandall
- Matt Clark as J.F. Hughes
Filming
Filming took place in Portland, Oregon and at the Columbia River Gorge.[2]
Reception
The film bombed at the box office, only earning $376,008 in the United States, and received negative reviews. It was lambasted by famed Chicago film critics Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert. In his review for the Chicago Sun-Times, Ebert awarded the film a rare zero-stars rating, writing: "I felt like I was an eyewitness to a disaster. If I had been an actor in the film, I would have wondered why all the characters in this movie seem dumber than the average roadkill. What puzzles me is this film's tone. It's essentially a children's film with a dirty mind. This is a movie to watch in appalled silence. To call it the year's worst would be a kindness."[3] Frozen Assets holds a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on nine reviews.[4]
References
- "Frozen Assets (1992) - George Miller | Synopsis, Characteristics, Moods, Themes and Related | AllMovie" – via www.allmovie.com.
- "Filmed in Oregon 1908-2015" (PDF). Oregon Film Council. Oregon State Library. Retrieved December 27, 2015.
- Ebert, Roger. "Frozen Assets movie review & film summary (1992) | Roger Ebert". rogerebert.com/.
- "Frozen Assets". Rotten Tomatoes.