ISIRTA plays, R-Z

Introduction by David Hatch

School names are listed in bold letters

• "School Report Reader" — Tim Brooke-Taylor
• 1st Presenter — John Cleese
• "Arithmetic Pronouncer" — Jo Kendall
• 2nd Presenter — David Hatch
• 3rd Presenter — Tim Brooke-Taylor
• 1st Presenter / Interviewer — David Hatch
• Hermione Fortescue-Fitch-Fielding — Jo Kendall
• Roger Fortescue-Fitch-Fielding — Bill Oddie
• Arthur Blunt — Graeme Garden

Workhouse Manor

• Barnaby Bull-Strangler — John Cleese

Grimdyke Keep Girls' School for the Daughters of the Gentry, Nobility, and Those in Peril-On-The-Sea

• Dame Fred Oyster-Prejudice — Jo Kendall
• 2nd Presenter / Interviewer — John Cleese

The Creek Waterford College for Boys

• Principal — Tim Brooke-Taylor

Lady Sabrina's Hall for Young Gentlewomen

• Principal — Jo Kendall

The Relief of Makeking Memorial College

• Principal — Graeme Garden

Jim Foster's School for Lads

• Principal — Bill Oddie

The Prancing College for Young Gentlemen

• Principal — Tim Brooke-Taylor

Written by Graeme Garden and John Cleese

• Story narration - sung by David Hatch

(cast in order of appearance)

Main characters are listed in bold letters

Short discussion between David Hatch and Bill Oddie

• Curtain — Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Maid Marion — Jo Kendall
• Friar Tuck — Bill Oddie
• Robin Hood — Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Alan 'A Gabriel — Graeme Garden
• Will Scarlet — David Hatch
• Little John — John Cleese
• Sir Angus of the Prune — John Cleese
• Gribling (the Bailiff) — Bill Oddie
• Sheriff of Nottingham — Graeme Garden
• Master of Ceremonies for the "Archery Competition" — John Cleese
• Deputy Sheriff — Graeme Garden

• Cold Open: Facetious Patient – Graeme Garden and John Cleese
• Skit: Problem Corner with Marjorie Droops – Tim Brooke-Taylor, Jo Kendall, and Graeme Garden
• Skit: The Doctor Will See You Now – John Cleese, Bill Oddie, and Jo Kendall
• Song: Bounce! – Bill Oddie and the Cast
• Skit: The Accusative Case – Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie
• Play: Robinson Prunestone – The Cast

• Narrator ― David Hatch
• Arthur ― Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Arthur's Wife ― Jo Kendall
• Dr. Frankenstein ― Graeme Garden
• Dracula ― John Cleese
• The Creature (Lady Constance de Coverlet) ― Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Igor ― Bill Oddie
• Landlord ― John Cleese
• Traumatized Villager ― Graeme Garden
• David Frost, the Vampire Rabbit ― Bill Oddie
• 1st Villager ― Graeme Garden
• 2nd Villager ― Bill Oddie
• The Moon ― John Cleese
• The Occasional Twig ― John Cleese
• The Whistling Wind ― Bill Oddie
• The Brewing Storm ― John Cleese

• Cold Open: Radio Prune Is Nine Weeks Old ― The Cast
• Skit: Radio Critics Write ― The Cast
• Skit: Set-Up-A-Sketch Competition ― Jo Kendall, Graeme Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Skit: Broadcasting Changes
• Skit/Song: Listen With Mother, with The Brew That We All Love the Most (Irish Folk Song) ― Jo Kendall, Bill Oddie, John Cleese, Graeme Garden, and Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Prune Play: The Return of the Son of the Bride of Frankenstein ― The Cast

Written by Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie

Characters in bold letters

• Announcer and Narrator — David Hatch
• Narrator — Graeme Garden
• Captain Kink — Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Sulu — John Cleese
• Spock — John Cleese
• Scotty— Graeme Garden
• Spock — Graeme Garden
• McCoy — Graeme Garden
• Lieutenant Oddie — Bill Oddie
• Controller — John Cleese
• Lady Constance — Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Terry Wogan — Graeme Garden
• Jimmy Savile — Bill Oddie
• Monster — Jo Kendall
• Stuart Henry — John Cleese
• Riddles — Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Peter Brough — Graeme Garden
• Tony Blackburn — Tim Brooke-Taylor
• John Peel — Graeme Garden
• wife — Graeme Garden

• Skit: Radio Quiz Game

(opening music)

• Message: Urgent lookout for robber
• Skit: Frankenstein (Bert Smith)
• Song: "Rhubarb Tart"
• Play: "The Supernatural"
• Song: "Meet Me in the Churchyard, Nellie

(cast in order of appearance)

The characters are listed in bold letters

• Tim Brown (a student) — Tim Brooke-Taylor
• The Butler — Bill Oddie
• The Headmaster — David Hatch
• Mr. Totteridge (History Master) — Graeme Garden
• Tomkins Minor (a student) — David Hatch
• Mrs. Greystone (tuck shop lady) — Jo Kendall
• Mr. Flashman (school bully) — John Cleese
• Mr. Grimfettle (Games Master) — David Hatch

• Narrators ― David Hatch and Graeme Garden
• Prof. Herman Summex ― Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Mary ― Jo Kendall
• Luke Lively ― Bill Oddie
• Captain Nemo ― Graeme Garden
• Sea Creature (Lady Constance de Coverlet) ― Tim Brooke-Taylor
• Hardened Seaman/Anchor Chief ― John Cleese
• Old Fisherman ― Graeme Garden
• Men Fighting for Survival ― Tim Brooke-Taylor and Bill Oddie
• Wailing Ship ― John Cleese
• Whale Teacher ― John Cleese
• David Frothed ― John Cleese

• Cold Open: The Bear and Cookie Joke ― David Hatch, Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, John Cleese, and Tim Brooke-Taylor, with Jo Kendall
• Skit: Teapot ― David Hatch, Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, Jo Kendall, and John Cleese
• Skit: Pop Roundup ― Graeme Garden, David Hatch, Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor, and John Cleese
• Skit: The Julie Andrews Songbook (Expurgated Version)
• Joke: Good Clean Laugh ― David Hatch, John Cleese, and Graeme Garden
• Skit: Police Message ― David Hatch
• Skit: Late Racing Result ― Jo Kendall and John Cleese
• Skit: The Money Programme ― David Hatch, Graeme Garden, Jo Kendall, Tim Brooke-Taylor, and John Cleese
• Song: TV Themes Medley ― Bill Oddie and the Cast
• Prune Play: 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea ― The Cast

Cast:

• (cast in order of appearance)

The characters are listed in bold letters

• (The character names for each sketch (i.e. the parts played by each member of the cast in each of the sketches) are missing. Please add. Thank you.

Universal Challenge

• Character name - Greame Garden
• Character name - David Hatch
• Character name - Jo Kendall
• Character name - Bill Oddie
• Character name - Tim Brooke-Taylor

Masochistic Monks

• Character name - Greame Garden
• Character name - David Hatch
• Character name - Jo Kendall
• Character name - Bill Oddie
• Character name - Tim Brooke-Taylor

Stately Home

• Character name - Greame Garden
• Character name - David Hatch
• Character name - Jo Kendall
• Character name - Bill Oddie
• Character name - Tim Brooke-Taylor

Song: I Ain't Got Rhythm (That's Why I've Got the Blues) (Bill Oddie)

Ug's Fashions

• Character name - Greame Garden
• Character name - David Hatch
• Character name - Jo Kendall
• Character name - Bill Oddie
• Character name - Tim Brooke-Taylor

Louis Armstrong

• Character name - Greame Garden
• Character name - David Hatch
• Character name - Jo Kendall
• Character name - Bill Oddie
• Character name - Tim Brooke-Taylor

Artistic Specimens

• Character name - Greame Garden
• Character name - David Hatch
• Character name - Jo Kendall
• Character name - Bill Oddie
• Character name - Tim Brooke-Taylor

Cricket Spectators

• Character name - Greame Garden
• Character name - David Hatch
• Character name - Jo Kendall
• Character name - Bill Oddie
• Character name - Tim Brooke-Taylor

Song: The House of the Rising Sun (Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie, and Tim Brooke-Taylor)

Swan Lake Commentary

• Character name - Greame Garden
• Character name - David Hatch
• Character name - Jo Kendall
• Character name - Bill Oddie
• Character name - Tim Brooke-Taylor