People Just Do Nothing

• Allan "Seapa" Mustafa as Anthony "MC Grindah" Zografos (previously known as MC Sniper, pilot), the MC and founder/leader of the radio station. Grindah proclaims himself to be a musical genius, to the general indifference of Brentford and beyond, and struggles with the idea of anyone not liking garage music or realising his talent. He is childish and selfish, taking doting girlfriend/fiance/wife Miche for granted and often bullying Beats into timidly agreeing with him. His posturing is frequently exposed, often resulting in his delusions being exposed. While easily frustrated and angered by a lack of recognition for his talent he is just as easily placated by any sort of positive recognition. He finally pushes Miche too far with his selfish behaviour at the end of Series 3, resulting in the pair briefly breaking up and Grindah becoming a hard drug addict. Grindah is eventually able to win her back after making only superficial changes to his behaviour (which he openly admits is to trick Miche into taking him back) and the pair marry at the end of Series 4. At the end of series 5 he is relocated outside of Brentford with Miche and Angel to Essex when the block of flats is scheduled for demolition.
• Hugo Chegwin as Kevin "DJ Beats" Bates, the principal DJ. Beats is the best friend of Grindah but is often bullied by him, much to the frustration of his partner, Roche. Despite his largely one-way friendship with Grindah - who uniformly either attempts to top anything Beats says or put him down openly - he remains utterly devoted to his MC. However, while Beats is a big believer in Kurupt FM he is also devoted to the long-suffering Roche and with attempting to form some sort of bond with his stepson Craig, something he often has to balance with keeping Grindah happy. Beats is naïve and almost as deluded as Grindah but is generally a more amiable and balanced person.
• Asim Chaudhry as Chabud "Chabuddy G" Gul, a failed local entrepreneur. Confident and smooth-talking but deluded, his schemes usually bring trouble to the group. Chabuddy believes himself to be an entrepreneur, and over the course of the series tries many schemes - among them an internet cafe, attempting to market factory rejected peanuts as "Peanut Dust", printing questionable bootleg t-shirts, opening a club named the Champagne Steam Rooms (later briefly a restaurant) and managing Kurupt FM. All of these ventures largely end in disaster, and by the third series he is forced to live in the back of his van while taking on part-time work at an electronics store. His love-life is just as catastrophic - at the start of the series he is married to Aldona, a Polish immigrant who overtly loathes him - which Chabuddy is either oblivious to or chooses to ignore out of desperation. She eventually robs him and leaves him for good, after which he desperately tries to land a new partner. His lack of social skills mean this is largely unsuccessful until he ends up in an emotionally damaging relationship with Miche's sexually aggressive mother Carol, which he eventually breaks off. At the end of the series he takes advantage of Steves' naivety to move into the flat and set up a cold-calling centre.
• Steve Stamp as Steven "Steves" Green, an uncouth drug addict and dull-witted lovable loser. His nan originally owns the flat from which the station broadcasts. After she is moved into an old people's home Grindah moved Kurupt FM into the flat, and due to his drug-addled stupidity is taken advantage of by the rest of the group. Steves DJs on Kurupt but only on graveyard shifts or when Grindah and Beats are busy with other antics, but more often acts as station dogsbody, often being sent to steal items the group needs - for which he is never thanked, while his doormat personality and substance dependency mean Chabuddy also often takes advantage of him. Steves is also a big believer in conspiracy theories, and on occasion shows surprising perception and talent - such as being a surprisingly talented pianist. He is also very close to his grandmother - the only relative of his seen in the series - and is devastated when she dies at the end of Series 3, spiralling before convincing himself she has been reincarnated as Beats' daughter Robyn. At the end of Season 4 he is arrested at Kurupt due to both the presence of pirate radio equipment and his huge personal stash of drugs but escapes with probation. Despite the dire risks of further prosecution the group continues to use his flat as the base for Kurupt and have him run errands.
• Daniel Sylvester Woolford as Decoy, a level-headed DJ at the radio station. It is heavily implied that Decoy is the biological father of Miche's daughter Angel, a possibility to which Grindah remains completely oblivious. Decoy is non-confrontational and largely tries to keep out of the group's antics. He clearly has big reservations about the way Angel is being raised by Grindah and Miche but largely remains passive, though he reacted angrily to news of Angel moving to Essex. It seems that he is very popular with the ladies, and he frequently has to fend off the unsubtle advances of Carol. He is also frequently the target of Chabuddy's attempts at friendship. It is also heavily implied that the main reason Decoy spends so much time with Kurupt is to have a way of remaining close to Angel.
• Lily Brazier as Michelle Louise "Miche" Zografos (née Coleman), Grindah's girlfriend and, later, wife. She works at a hair salon, and dreams of becoming a celebrity. Miche is amiable but unintelligent, shown to be greatly influenced by social media and gossip magazines. She indulges Grindah, who she believes is the perfect man, and is an ardent believer in Kurupt FM. She is often let down when real life doesn't gel with her celebrity-tinged expectations but largely keeps cheerful and upbeat. At the end of Series 3 she finally loses patience with Grindah's selfishness and kicks him out, instead channelling most of her energy into trying to make Angel a celebrity with Miche as her "Mumager". However, she reconciles with Grindah and they marry at the end of Series 4 - though Miche is unable to pronounce "Zografos". In the final series she moves to Essex along with Grindah and Angel.
• Ruth Bratt as Roche, Beats' girlfriend, a security guard at a local cash and carry and former bouncer. Roche loves Beats but hates the radio station and despises Grindah. She has violent tendencies, being banned from working as a bouncer across the country due to an incident where a customer didn't have his ID and often seems to get excited at the chance to attack someone. This aside she is largely a balanced and sensible person, frequently being the most perceptive and worldly - for example, noting that Grindah and Miche are bad parents in a talking head. Roche tolerates Beats' bumbling side and her slovenly son Craig, and later she also develops a bond with Miche despite being having vastly different personalities - even if she more pities Miche for her delusions.
• George Keywood as Craig, Roche's son from a former marriage, in his late teens, he is mostly at home playing video games. Morbidly obese and spoilt by Roche, his habits include eating packets of sliced ham, masturbating and loudly playing Call of Duty online into the small hours. Despite Craig's initial indifference to him Beats is eventually able to bond with Kevin. Despite his appearance and quiet personality Craig has surprising success with women. In the final series he goes to university.
• Olivia Jasmine Edwards as Angel Zografos, Miche's young daughter. Grindah treats Angel as his daughter, but it is implied she was fathered by Decoy - Grindah believes her darker skin is due to his Cypriot heritage while Miche lamely offers that she was using a lot of spray tan during pregnancy. Angel is generally a sweet and happy child despite the neglect of both Grindah and Miche, who largely avoid parenting her. Miche especially treats Angel as a mere accessory, planning to earn a living off Angel's future fame (despite acknowledging that she doesn't really have any talent) and trying sabotage any friends she makes at school out of jealousy. Due to Grindah usually not paying her much attention she seems to view Decoy as a father figure.

• Maria Louis as Aldona (series 1–2), Chabuddy's unloving wife from Poland who frequently uses him for financial gain. Aldona openly despises Chabuddy apart from when she wants something out of him, and even then often struggles to hide her disgust with him. It is heavily implied she married him entirely for visa reasons, and when her apparent brother visits from Poland it is clear the two are in fact lovers - again something Chabuddy is oblivious to. She frequently runs away with his credit cards, and eventually leaves him for good in the second series - after stealing his prized Mercedes van and the contents of his internet cafe, after which Chabuddy finally realises their relationship is over.
• Marvin Jay Alvarez as Fantasy, a DJ at Kurupt FM, though not usually involved with the shenanigans of the station. Fantasy "not being one of the main ones" is called out on occasion in dialogue.
• Victoria Alcock as Carol (series 1–5), Miche's promiscuous and flirtatious mother. She considers Miche her best friend and hates both Grindah and Kurupt FM, believing Miche to be deserving of better. She has a high sex drive, frequently propositioning Decoy and often taking holidays abroad to take advantage of (much) younger men. After having sex with Chabuddy in a van at Grindah and Miche's wedding (after her attempts to seduce Decoy by mentioning her lack of a gag reflex were unsuccessful) the pair briefly embark on a relationship, which largely consists of Carol terrorising Chabuddy with her aggressive sexual needs (mainly consisting of lurid roleplay that always ends with Chabuddy "having to be punished") while continuing to have sex with other men. Eventually even the delusional Chabuddy realises how unhealthy this is and they break up - at which point she posts various humiliating pictures of him on social media.
• Tiff Stevenson as Tanya (series 2–5), Miche's boss at the salon. Tanya is more level-headed and worldly than most of the characters and does her best to keep Miche's feet on the ground. While she tries to be kind and patient with Miche she is often taken aback by her stupidity and daydreams.
• Pamela Lyne as Steves' nan (series 2–3), Steves' loving and good-humoured grandmother, who also supplies him with various drugs. She is aware of her son's love of substance abuse but does not seem to be clued in on how much her grandson is being taken advantage of. There are various hints she had a close sexual relationship with a fellow resident at the old people's home. Steves' nan dies at the end of Series 3 from an unknown cause, leaving him devastated until he latches onto the belief that she has been reincarnated as Beats and Roche's daughter Robin, born the same day he found out about his nan's death. She also leaves him a considerable inheritance in cash, which is frittered away before the remnants are confiscated by the police.
• Petra Letang as Tia (series 3), an employee at Chabuddy's short-lived Champagne Steam Bar. She tactfully deflects Chabuddy's attempts to start a relationship with her, but vanishes from the series when he loses the bar and becomes homeless.
• Cally Lawrence as Jackie (series 3–5), an older hairdresser at the salon.
• Richard David-Caine as Sam (series 4–5), Chabuddy's boss at Sonoda, an electrical shop. Sam is amiable but professional, and struggles to deal with Chabuddy's antics while working at the branch, eventually sacking him after discovering he was damaging goods and stealing them to sell on.

The four main actors were friends for years before they began making the show. They were brought together through Hugo Chegwin; he had known Steve Stamp since childhood, became friends with Asim Chaudhry at college, and met Allan Mustafa through a mutual friend. They all had experience DJing or MCing on pirate radio in their youth, and no ambition to be actors. Mustafa said, "I rapped at the time, but we never really ended up making music. We just watched The Office a lot and smoked weed."[10] In the late 2000s, Chegwin and Stamp had a "fake garage crew" on a real station called KuruptFM. Chegwin and Mustafa began creating characters and filming them, and were further inspired when they watched the BBC documentary series Tower Block Dreams, about London and Essex's underground music scene, and found the participants amusing. MC Grindah was based on a pirate radio boss from the series. Stamp and Chaudhry became involved, and the foursome began improvising material and putting it on YouTube under the name "Wasteman TV".[10][7]

The YouTube videos were seen by producer Jon Petrie, who worked with Ash Atalla at Roughcut TV. Petrie later explained, "It wasn't fully-formed, but the more you watched it, the more you could see there was proper detail to the characters. I had no idea about garage, really, but I just loved them as comic creations." Atalla arranged to produce a pilot episode for BBC Three, released in August 2012. The pilot was the most shared video on iPlayer that month, and the BBC ordered a full series.[10]

Many journalists have commented that the show is heavily influenced by The Office. David Renshaw has said, "At times, Grindah’s delusion in relation to his own success, talent and likeability is a mortifying dance away from full David Brent."[11] Chabuddy G has been described as "an Asian Del Boy", of Only Fools and Horses.[12] The actors have named their primary influences as The Office, This is Spinal Tap, Alan Partridge, Ali G, Laurel and Hardy, and Mike Leigh.[12]

Writing credits go to Allan Mustafa and Steve Stamp,[13] but the cast are given freedom to improvise their dialogue and sometimes film scenes spontaneously.[12] By the third series, Mustafa estimated that material was "70/30 percent improvised". Chaudhry explained, "When you've been doing a character for six years, you can just snap into it – you know how they'd react in any situation", adding that he is continuously inspired by his father, "because he's like a real Chabuddy G, just not as ridiculous".[10] The dialogue is often heavy with 21st century London slang. Much of the filming took place at Chesterton Court on the South Acton housing estate, before it was demolished.[12] Series three was shot in Peckham, south-east London.[10] All locations are based on the Haverfield Estate in Brentford, where Chegwin and Stamp grew up.[12]

People Just Do Nothing has received positive reviews. After the release of the first series, Alex Fletcher of Digital Spy called it "the best British comedy in years", and lamented that few people were aware of its "comedic genius". He added, "it packs in more genuine belly laughs in one episode than most recent sitcoms have done in their full lifetime, and [has] nailed that quintessential British sense of humour where we're able to laugh at our own humiliating inadequacies ... it feels like it belongs in the company of modern comedy greats such as The Office, Peep Show and Phoenix Nights."[8] Gerard O'Donovan of The Telegraph gave the pilot episode four stars out of five, and said, "Entertaining, and absolutely of its time, People Just Do Nothing certainly serves up some good laughs and I look forward to the next three parts."[15]

For the second series, David Renshaw of The Guardian said it was "a welcome return from the gang", and commented "Despite its larger-than-life characters, People Just Do Nothing’s success lies in its believability ... You get the feeling that if you drove out to Brentford you might actually run in to them." He especially praised the comedy provided by DJ Steves and Chabuddy G.[11] Rachel Aroesti, also of The Guardian, said "the episode where Grindah panics after taking a pill at his club night has good claim to be the comic highlight of 2015".[9]

Aroesti gave the third series a highly positive review: "In an age of bleak comedy that barely makes you snigger, one show has been keeping up the lost art of making people laugh – the hilarious, half-witted pirate radio mockumentary." She added, "[the show] is not an old-fashioned sitcom by any stretch – it’s understated, meta and set in a niche subculture – but it is truly traditional in its comedy: beats are hit and joke quotas filled, scene in, scene out." She appreciated that the series also "decided to go for the dramatic jugular. The final episode of this series offered fans a precious opportunity to laugh and cry at exactly the same time ... By making you care about the characters (even the monstrosity that is MC Grindah – a David Brent with malicious intent), viewers will now have two reasons for tuning in."[9]

The DVD of the first three series was released in November 2016. The boxset included specially recorded commentaries from the first two series and unseen extra footage.

• The Greatest Hits (Part 1) (2021) - UK No. 8

• The Lost Tape (2017)

• "Get Out the Way" (MC Sniper featuring DJ Beats) (2011)
• "A Dis One" (2015)
• "Suttin Like That" (2017)
• "Heart Monitor Riddem" (2018)
• "Summertime" (featuring Craig David) (2021)
• "Dreaming" (featuring Jaykae and Mist) (2021)
• "Your Mum Loves Garage" (2021)
• "Aldona" (Chabuddy G) (2021)