Picking Up the Pieces (film)

Tex (Woody Allen) is a butcher who kills his unfaithful wife Candy (Sharon Stone). After cutting up the body, Tex buries most of her body parts in the desert in New Mexico. A blind woman accidentally trips over Candy's hand, which has not been buried. Picking it up, her sight is restored, and she proclaims the hand to be the "Hand of the Virgin Mary."

The hand then becomes the talk of the village and people flock there to heal themselves. This ranges from a crippled man growing new legs, a teenager being relieved of his acne and a little person having his manhood enlarged. Tex hears of these miracles, and attempts to retrieve the hand while being pursued by patrol officer Bobo (Kiefer Sutherland) who was one of his wife's lovers.

Eventually, Tex and the officer track down the hand, with Tex's theft of the hand undoing all the miracles that it has performed. While Tex is in prison, he is visited by his wife's spirit, who reveals that, despite her life of whoring and adultery, the suffering she endured with Tex allowed her to get into Heaven, and she arranges for him to get out of his cell so that he can return the hand to the church.

• Woody Allen as Tex Cowley
• David Schwimmer as Father Leo Jerome
• Kiefer Sutherland as Officer Bobo
• Cheech Marin as Mayor Machado
• Maria Grazia Cucinotta as Desi
• Elliott Gould as Father LaCage
• Sharon Stone as Candy Cowley
• Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Flaco
• Angélica Aragón as Dolores
• Andy Dick as Father Buñuel
• Alfonso Arau as Dr. Amado
• Mia Maestro as Carla
• Lou Diamond Phillips as Officer Alfonso
• Fran Drescher as Sister Frida
• Eddie Griffin as Sediento
• Kathy Kinney as Mrs. Tattler

In an interview, Cheech Marin said that he agreed to make the film because Woody Allen was part of the cast.[1]

Although the film has many movie stars, including Allen's close friend, Elliott Gould, Cheech Marin still called Picking Up the Pieces the worst film he had ever starred in.[1]

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