SchleFaZ
SchleFaZ [ˈʃleːfat͡s] (Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten) ("The worst movies of all time") is a satirical film series of the German private broadcaster Tele 5. In this series, mainly B-movies, which are characterized by particularly bad workmanship or unintentionally funny ideas, are introduced, commented on and presented by Oliver Kalkofe and Peter Rütten. These films themselves are called Schlefaze.
| SchleFaZ | |
|---|---|
| Die schlechtesten Filme aller Zeiten | |
| Genre | (Bad) Movies |
| Created by | Oliver Kalkofe |
| Inspired by | Oliver Kalkofe, Kai Blasberg |
| Written by | Oliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten |
| Screenplay by | Oliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten |
| Story by | Oliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten |
| Directed by | Sven Haeusler / Jana König |
| Presented by | Oliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten |
| Starring | Oliver Kalkofe, Peter Rütten |
| Theme music composer | Michael Jackson |
| Opening theme | "Bad" |
| Country of origin | Germany |
| Original language | German |
| No. of seasons | 11 |
| No. of episodes | 12 (2013 + 2014, 2022; in 2 chapters) or 16 (in 3 chapters: spring, summer, winter) |
| Production | |
| Producers | Oliver Kalkofe, Jörg Strombach |
| Release | |
| Original network | Tele 5 |
| Original release | 26 July 2013 |
In 2013, Kalkofe and fellow comedian Peter Rütten created and began hosting the still-running show SchleFaZ on Tele 5, which is loosely based on the format of American TV series Mystery Science Theater 3000. The name "SchleFaZ" is a pun on "GröFaZ" (Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten; roughly, "Greatest field commander of all time"; the German word Feldherr has no exact English equivalent), a derogatory nickname for Adolf Hitler.[1] The title is also a reference to the former slogan of the German TV-Station Kabel 1, which was "Die besten Filme aller Zeiten" (The best movies of all time).
In it, Kalkofe and Rütten present trash films, introduce them with various background information, after every commercial break comment on the plot so far, and in the end summarize upon it, all within a retro-styled studio decorated in reference to the current film they are commenting on. The show has become an instant surprise hit for Tele 5, being the channel's leading show in ratings (with Kalkofe's other show Kalkofes Mattscheibe Rekalked being second), and during broadcasts of the show on Friday nights, the hashtag #schlefaz regularly enters the German Twitter top ten charts, which has prompted German TV Guides and even Tele 5 themselves to adopt the Twitter hashtag as a semi-official name for the show, also used by show hosts Kalkofe and Rütten themselves. Rütten and Kalkofe made an ironic cameo appearance in the 2015 movie Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! and the 2017 movie Sharknado 5: Global Swarming.
Since 2021 a spin-off with the most iconic movies was announced. The series called KulFaZ started in June 2022 with four films and was continued in 2023 with four more films.
On September 25, Tele 5 announced that it would be discontinuing the format at the end of the year.[2] Kalkofe and Rütten hope for another broadcaster to step in.
"After eleven extremely successful years (...) it is now unfortunately time to say goodbye at the height of success. We are understandably saddened and yet grateful for the many moments of creative madness that we were able to create during this time," Kalkofe and Rütten emphasized in a joint statement. "To our wonderful fans, we promise: The fancy battleship #SchleFaZ will not sink despite everything, but will look for a new home port and continue to sail around the world of bad film live on stage. You Can't Stop the #SchleFaZ!"[3]
Start
Oliver Kalkofe, together with Tele-5 station manager Kai Blasberg, developed the concept for the series in 2012. Since the Tele München Gruppe owns a large number of B-movies, e.g. of the production company The Asylum, which had already been broadcast on Tele 5, the idea of presenting them as trash television - in deliberate dissociation from the concepts of other broadcasters - matured. Thus, the title of the programme stands in contrast to the Kabel One slogan "The best films of all time".
The films are presented by the presenters during the broadcast and are provided with biting comments which are then cut in between.[4]
Concept
During the programme, films are presented which, according to the presenters, are considered particularly bad and therefore deserve special attention. One film is presented per programme and is examined in more detail.
At the beginning of each episode the viewer is prepared for the film by the presenters. Information about the actors, the director and other facts about the film are presented in a humorous way. In addition, a special cocktail is created or presented for each film, whose composition or name has a reference to the film. In connection with this, a drinking game is usually introduced. For example, the audience of the film Sharknado should drink a cocktail every time a flying shark is seen. During the film, pop-ups are used to provide background information on the respective scene or to remind viewers of the drinking game. After the commercial breaks, the presenters ironically discuss particularly prominent scenes of the film. At the end of the film, what has been seen is summarized and a conclusion is given. As the seasons progress, it has become established that Kalkofe is the incorrigible enthusiast who always gives the films an artistic touch, while Rütten plays the constantly pessimistic and disinterested viewer who almost without exception finds the film bad. Yet, the curse "Fickende Hölle! (literally "Fucking Hell!", but unidiomatic in German) has established itself as Rütten's catchphrase.
In 13 German cinemas (as of February 2014) the SchleFaZ series will be shown on the big screen simultaneously with the TV broadcast. The summer episodes of the 3rd season were simultaneously broadcast on Joiz Germany.[5] First films of the series were released on DVD in June 2015.[6]
Airing data
Most of the Drinking Game are word plays and/or rhyme in German and therefore make little or no sense in English. So often the link goes to the disambiguation side of a word.
The Cocktail was not translated because of the word play.
Season 1
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Supershark | Super Shark | 2011 | Shark Shooter Schluckspecht (Bloody Mary @ Blue Lagoon) | every epic shark close-up | 2013-07-26 |
| 2 | 2 | Der Mann mit der Kugelpeitsche ♣
(The Man with the Bullet Whip) |
Il mio nome è Shanghai Joe | 1973 | Chinese Mouthkick | every time, the 'yellow' (Chinese main actor) hero jumps or flies | 2013-08-02 |
| 3 | 3 | The Throne of Fire | Il trono di fuoco | 1983 | Onan, der Hotel Bar Barbar jeder Vernunft | At that time we did not see any good hooks. Proposal today: Whenever Princess Valkari accuses her brave protector and climber Siegfried of betraying her and wanting to kill her | 2013-08-09 |
| 4 | 4 | Piranhas II – Die Rache der Killerfische
(Piranhas II - The Revenge of the Killer Fish) |
Killer Fish | 1979 | Cai-Piranha | for each victim | 2013-08-16 |
| 5 | 5 | Cherry 2000 | Cherry 2000 | 1987 | Cherry Cherry Lady | every action scene gets us a drink | 2013-08-23 |
| 6 | 6 | Hasse deinen Nächsten
(Hate your Neighbor) |
Odia il prossimo tuo | 1968 | Shot in the Pants | - | 2013-08-30 |
| 7 | 7 | Battlefield Earth – Kampf um die Erde
(Battlefield Earth - Fight for the Earth) |
Battlefield Earth | 2000 | Beer | every laugh is toasted | 2013-09-06 |
| 8 | 8 | Perry Rhodan – SOS aus dem Weltall
(Perry Rhodan - SOS from Outer Space) |
...4...3...2...1...Morte | 1967 | Perry Rhodan Perioden Plum Punch | every time, there's a scary noise or when someone does "science" | 2013-09-13 |
| 9 | 9 | Orcs – Sie kommen, um uns alle zu töten
(Orcs - They come to kill us all) |
Orcs! | 2011 | Bloody Mordor | whenever the word "orcs" is spoken | 2013-09-27 |
| 10 | 10 | Frogs | Frogs | 1972 | Everglades Surprise | every time, a frog is visible in the film (for each missed frog a double shot as a penalty) | 2013-10-04 |
| 11 | 11 | Sumuru – Die Tochter des Satans
(Sumuru – The Daughter of Satan) |
The Million Eyes of Sumuru | 1967 | Original Sumuru Schlüpferschließer (Mumu-Tsu) | every time, men's dignity is destroyed by a woman | 2013-10-11 |
| 12 | 12 | Mega Piranha | Mega Piranha | 2010 | Orinoco-Knockout (Mega-Cai-Piranha) | every time, a Piranha jumps | 2013-10-18 |
♣ also: Knochenbrecher im Wilden Westen (Bone Breaker in the Wild West)
Season 2
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 | 1 | Sharknado – Genug gesagt!
(Sharknado – Enough said!) |
Sharknado | 2013 | Hai Tai Haiopai | every time, a shark flies | 2014-01-10 |
| 14 | 2 | Blacula | Blacula | 1972 | Bloody Blacky | every bite of a vampire | 2014-02-07 |
| 15 | 3 | Titanic II – Die Rückkehr
(Titanic II – The Return) |
Titanic II | 2010 | Iceberg Surprise | every bad CGI scene | 2014-03-07 |
| 16 | 4 | Die sieben Männer der Sumuru
(The seven Men of Sumuru) |
The Girl from Rio | 1969 | Summa Sumuru Clit Sprizz | every time, a person is tortured | 2014-04-04 |
| 17 | 5 | Monster des Grauens greifen an!
(Horror Monsters attack!) |
Gezora, Ganime, Kamēba: Kessen! Nankai no Daikaijū | 1970 | Echs’ on the Beach | every time, a monster roars or makes any kind of noise | 2014-05-02 |
| 18 | 6 | Die schwarzen Zombies von Sugar Hill
(The Black Zombies of Sugar Hill) |
Sugar Hill | 1974 | Voodoo Würgens | every new Zombie | 2014-06-06 |
| 19 | 7 | Zwiebel-Jack räumt auf
(Onion Jack is cleaning up) |
Cipolla Colt | 1975 | Long Onion Ice Tea; Zwie-Bellini; Zwiebel-Bowle | every time, Onion-Jack bites into an onion or drinks onion juice | 2014-07-11 |
| 20 | 8 | Camel Spiders – Angriff der Monsterspinnen
(Camel Spiders – Attack of the Monster Spiders) |
Camel Spiders | 2011 | Solifugae Solifugaa | every time, a spider or a person is killed | 2014-08-01 |
| 21 | 9 | Sharknado 2 | Sharknado 2: The Second One | 2014 | Hai Tai Zwaiopai | every time, of a cameo appearance | 2014-11-21 |
| 22 | 10 | Flotte Teens und heiße Jeans
(Hot Teens and Hot Jeans) |
La liceale | 1975 | Happy Hymen Virgin Buster | - | 2014-11-28 |
| 23 | 11 | Airplane vs. Volcano | Airplane vs. Volcano | 2014 | Lava Lava Liver Burner, Kerosin Sprizzz | every time... you want/need a drink (drink at your own will) | 2014-12-05 |
| 24 | 12 | Dracula jagt Frankenstein
(Dracula hunts Frankenstein) |
Los Monstruos del Terror | 1970 | Team Dracula: Vamp-Eierlikör Team Frankenstein: Franken-Steinhäger | every time, a helpless woman screams | 2014-12-12 |
Season 3
Part of the 3. Season was the special on 29 February 2016 'Tag der Untoten' ("Day of the Undead") with the movies Vampirella and Blacula.
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25 | 1 | Der Hammer
(The Hammer) |
No Holds Barred | 1989 | Alk Hogan | every time, Hulk Hogan wears a new, horrible outfit | 2015-06-19 |
| 26 | 2 | Battle of Los Angeles | Battle of Los Angeles | 2011 | L-Alien Ass Kicker | every time, anybody mentions the name "Arnstead" | 2015-06-26 |
| 27 | 3 | Pudelnackt in Oberbayern
(Poodle naked in Upper Bavaria) |
Pudelnackt in Oberbayern | 1969 | Bajuwarisches Blankbusenbier | every time, a naked breast appears | 2015-07-03 |
| 28 | 4 | Xanadu | Xanadu | 1980 | Olivia-Newton-John-Tra-Volta-Tü-Ta-Taa | every time, somebody dance or sing | 2015-07-10 |
| 29 | 5 | Mega Python vs. Gatoroid | Mega Python vs. Gatoroid | 2011 | Team Python: Mega Pythons Spei-Ing Circus Team Gator: Batida de Croco | Team Python: every time, somebody is prey of a python Team Gator: every time, somebody is prey of an alligator | 2015-07-17 |
| 30 | 6 | Der Dampfhammer von Send-Ling
(Send-Ling's Steam Hammer) |
Crazy Couple | 1979 | Kung Fuzzius Screw Driver | every time, the ape of the hero appears | 2015-07-24 |
| 31 | 7 | Supersonic Man | Supersonic Man | 1979 | Vodka Sonic / Super-Power-Pussy-Punch | every time, the hero discovers a new super power | 2015-07-31 |
| 32 | 8 | Thor – Der Allmächtige
(Thor – The Almighty) |
Almighty Thor | 2011 | Balla-Balla-Walhalla-Wurst-Wasser-Woousa | - | 2015-08-07 |
| 33 | 9 | Double Trouble – Warte, bis mein Bruder kommt
(Double Trouble - Wait for my Brother to come) |
Double Trouble | 1992 | Doppel-Moppel-Mucki-Schlucki | every time, an actor/actress appears, which is more famous than the two main actors | 2015-08-14 |
| 34 | 10 | Vampirella | Vampirella | 1996 | Blut-Tooth | every time, Vampirellas huge decollete is visible | 2015-08-21 |
| 35 | 11 | Roboter der Sterne
(Robots of the Stars) |
Tie Chao Ren | 1974 | Großer Halluzinator | every time, the "magische Ballermann" ("Maha Baron") (the big, red robot) rotates his head | 2015-08-28 |
| 36 | 12 | Sharknado 3 | Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! | 2015 | Hai Tai Draiopai | every time, Fin Shepard (the hero of the movie) kills a shark | 2015-09-05 |
| 37 | 13 | Knight Rider 2000 | Knight Rider 2000 | 1991 | Schlucking For Freedom Berlin Brusthaar Booster | every time, the movie get real boring | 2015-11-27 |
| 38 | 14 | Hentai Kamen | Hentai Kamen | 2013 | Pipi Popo Pöter Punsch | every time, Hentai Kamen brings his balls to the face of an enemy (aka. pervers special attack "Golden Powerbomb") | 2015-12-04 |
| 39 | 15 | Planet der Dinosaurier
(Planet of the Dinosaurs) |
Planet of the Dinosaurs | 1977 | 48-Hour-Dinosaur-Sour | every time, main character Jim gets snotty, smart-arse, and tell everybody, how it's done | 2015-12-11 |
| 40 | 16 | Snow Sharks | Avalanche Sharks | 2013 | Großer Weißer Kopfabreisser | every time, somebody says/mentions "Skuquum" | 2015-12-18 |
Season 4
In March 2016 Tele 5 announced season 4, which includes twelve movies.
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 41 | 1 | Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne
(Music, Music - The School wobbles) |
Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne | 1970 | Mündliche Prüfung (Power-Pauker-Pennen-Wackler) | ever time, a cold-served bang returns from the funny young people | 2016-07-15 |
| 42 | 2 | Arachnoquake | Arachnoquake | 2012 | Karamba, Arachno, ein Whiskey | every time, somebody says "Pops" | 2016-07-22 |
| 43 | 3 | Libero
(Sweeper) |
Libero | 1973 | Außenrist-Spritz-Kaiser-Franz-Fizz | every time, men with distinctive sideburns appears | 2016-07-29 |
| 44 | 4 | Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls | Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls | 2008 | Pain in the Brain-Quatermain | every time, somebody breaths, groans or gasps eccentricly; particularly speziell Lady Anna | 2016-08-05 |
| 45 | 5 | Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda – Kampf der Urzeitgiganten
(Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda - Battle of the Primeval Giants) |
Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda | 2014 | Team Cuda: Barracuda Schluckluder Team Pussy: Sharktopus Leberschuss | Team Cuda: every time, a person is prey of the Pterodactylus-Barracuda Team Pussy: every time, a person is prey of a shark | 2016-08-12 |
| 46 | 6 | Dämonen aus dem All
(Demons from Outer Space) |
La Morte viene dal pianeta Aytin | 1967 | Jetzt Yeti Party richtig los – Himalaya Hirnhäcksler | every time, "our" Commander Jackson simulates competence with a firm voice and then only tells some hair-raising nonsense | 2016-08-19 |
| 47 | 7 | Daniel – Der Zauberer
(Daniel – The Wizard) |
Daniel – Der Zauberer | 2004 | Coco Loco Küblböck-Cocksucker | every time, when the Eggenfeldener protozoon (Daniel) changes his outfit | 2016-08-26 ♠ |
| 48 | 8 | Metropolis 2000 | I nuovi barbari | 1982 | Apokalypse Lau | every time, when you marvel a 'dog rough' stunt in slow-motion | 2016-09-02 |
| 49 | 9 | Invasion aus dem Innern der Erde
(Invasion from Inside the Earth) |
Zhōngguó Chāorén | 1975 | Hi Ho Hongkong Hirnhaut Hobler | every time, when one of the evil 'supermonster' uses a never-seen superpower | 2016-09-09 |
| 50 | 10 | Ich – ein Groupie
(I – A Groupie) |
Ich – ein Groupie | 1970 | Bumskino Billigballerbrühe | every time, a naked breast appears | 2016-09-16 |
| 51 | 11 | Ator II – Der Unbesiegbare
(Ator II - The Invincible) |
Ator 2 - L'invincibile Orion | 1984 | Miles O'Keeffe – Aperitiv (Schiefer Kiefer Zungen-Triefer) | every time, when Ator crosses blades with an opponent | 2016-09-23 |
| 52 | 12 | Der Koloß von Konga
(The Colossus of Konga) |
Xīngxīng wáng | 1977 | Team Monkey: Hong Kong King Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Team Human: Human Touch & Platsch | Team Monkey: every time, when main actor "Utam" gets a well-deserved close-up Team Human: every time, when the extremely stupid so-called "hero" of the movie "Chen Fu" does something totally stupid, senselessly stupid or hair-raisingly wrong | 2016-09-30 |
| 53 | 13 | Sharknado 4 | Sharknado: The 4th Awakens | 2016 | Hai Tai Zwaimalzwaiopai | every time, when the fun-loving makers of this movie have integrated a subtle parodistic film quote into the movie | 2016-12-02 |
| 54 | 14 | Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen
(When the awesome Aunts come) |
Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen | 1970 | I'm just a sweet Transvestite am Wörthersee (Rüttens erster Vorschlag "Der Ilja Richter und sein Henker" wurde von Kalkofe abgelehnt mit der Begründung, dass in der werberelevanten Zielgruppe den Dürrenmatt "keine Sau kennt") | every time, when the generally predominant image of women in the 70s is eloquently illustrated in the film by chauvinistic-sexist jokes or clumsy assaults | 2016-12-09 |
| 55 | 15 | Jack Frost – Der eiskalte Killer
(Jack Frost - The Ice Cold Killer) |
Jack Frost | 1997 | Snowball in hell auf ex und zwar schnell | every time, Jack Frost works on his day job and makes another victim | 2016-12-16 |
| 56 | 16 | Santa Claus | Santa Claus | 1959 | Fucking Hell Jingle Bell Santa Slayer | every time, when Santa laughs for no reason | 2016-12-23 |
Season 5
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 57 | 1 | Hentai Kamen: Abnormal Crisis | Hentai Kamen: Abunōmaru Kuraishisu | 2016 | Koko Kaka Klöten Klopper | every time, Hentai Kamen draws his classic King-testicle-collision "directly in the face" or another one of his extremely perverted special attacks | 2017-06-30 |
| 58 | 2 | Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los
(The Devil is loose in the Jungle) |
Crazy Jungle Adventure | 1982 | Mama-Afrika-Malaria-Maneater | every time, our old Ösi-Chaplin Alexander Grill alias "Sammy the steward" verbally fires a mega gag, plays a mega gag or get hit by a gag in return | 2017-07-07 |
| 59 | 3 | Avengers Grimm | Avengers Grimm | 2015 | Rotnäschen und der böse Alk (aka Red Rülpsing Schluck) | every time, the girls nag each other | 2017-07-14 |
| 60 | 4 | Macho Man | Macho Man | 1985 | René-Weller- Faustpropeller-Fressendeller | every time, a never-seen man with a moustache appears | 2017-07-21 |
| 61 | 5 | Hobgoblins | Hobgoblins | 1988 | Hobgoblin-Hirn-Hornhaut-Heinzelmann | for every Hobgoblin that appears | 2017-07-28 |
| 62 | 6 | Samurai Cop | Samurai Cop | 1991 | Big-Dick-Wonder-Wig-Koma-Kick | every time, the wig is visible | 2017-08-04 |
| 63 | 7 | Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza
(Sunshine Reggae on Ibiza) |
Sunshine Reggae auf Ibiza | 1983 | Titten, Sonne, Alte Witza – Heidewitzka auf Ibiza | Team Love: every joke about sex and affection Team Songs: every terrible shit song or vibe Schlager | 2017-08-11 |
| 64 | 8 | Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies | Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies | 2012 | Let's make America even greater – Lincoln Zombie-Annihilator! | every zombie eliminated | 2017-08-18 |
| 65 | 9 | Die Brut des Bösen
(The Brood of Evil) |
Die Brut des Bösen | 1979 | Nanu Lanoo Zack Bumm Anders Rum! | every time, our chicken-chested hero-stereotype brings own one of his opponents | 2017-08-25 |
| 66 | 10 | Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf | Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf | 2015 | Team Sharky: Sharktopus Leberschuss! Team Wolfi: Wolfswal Schädelqual! | Team Sharky: every victim that is assigned to the murderous shark mutant in the moving Krakenbein ballet skirt Team Wolfi: every wolfishly random devastation victim | 2017-09-01 |
| 67 | 11 | Max und Moritz Reloaded
(Max and Moritz Reloaded) |
Max und Moritz Reloaded | 2005 | Mad Max and Mental Moritz Mass-Murder Molotov-Cocktail | every constructed taboo break | 2017-09-08 |
| 68 | 12 | Star Crash – Sterne im Duell
(Star Crash - Stars in a Duel) |
Starcrash | 1978 | Star Crash Film Trash Brain Smash | every time, one of the main characters of the intergalactic spectacle - reveals some new "ability" | 2017-09-15 |
| 69 | 13 | Sharknado 5: Global Swarming | 5harknado: Global Swarming | 2017 | Hai Tai Haiaiaiaiaiopai | Team Fin: every time, when Chief Shark Slasher Fin takes one out Team Fun: every time, if in the picture a person is eaten, beaten, crushed or otherwise done in a funny way by a shark | 2017-12-01 |
| 70 | 14 | Lord of the Elves – Das Zeitalter der Halblinge
(Lord of the Elves - The Age of Halflings) |
Clash of the Empires | 2012 | If there are no fucking Elves - you have to make them up yourselves! | every time, when a terribly lifelike monster appears in the picture, which makes our blood freeze in our veins | 2017-12-08 |
| 71 | 15 | Bigfoot – Die Legende lebt!
(Bigfoot – The Legend Lives!) |
Bigfoot | 2012 | Bigfoot Blaster-Brainfuck Disaster | every time, Bigfoot kills a human | 2017-12-15 |
| 72 | 16 | Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod
(Mister Dynamite - Tomorrow Death will kiss You) |
Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod | 1967 | Dynamit-im-Schritt-Agenten-Sprit | every time, a fast zoom and/or hard camera panning one will be poured | 2017-12-22 |
Season 6
Since all films have a rating of 12 years and up, the broadcast time was brought forward from about 22:15 to 20:15.[8]
The winter season aired the sixth and last part of the Sharknado series.[9]
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 73 | 1 | Spiceworld – Der Film
(Spiceworld – The Movie) |
Spice World | 1997 | Spice Spice Lady auf Ice Ice Baby | every time, the Spice Girls sing | 2018-04-06 |
| 74 | 2 | Der Polyp – Die Bestie mit den Todesarmen
(The Polyp - the Beast with the Arms of Death) |
Tentacoli | 1977 | Kraken - Miracle - Tentacle - Debacle | every time, the Kraken attacks anyone or anything | 2018-04-13 |
| 75 | 3 | Herkules | Hercules | 1983 | Mega-Mucki Muskeltini | every time, Hercules uses his magnificent muscles and or a particularly exciting event is shown in slow motion | 2018-04-20 |
| 76 | 4 | Argoman – Der phantastische Supermann
(Argoman – The fantastic Superman) |
Come rubare la corona d'Inghilterra | 1967 | After Sex Six Hour Nix Power | every time, awesome Argoman uses one of his fantastic super powers | 2018-04-27 |
| 77 | 5 | Die Rückkehr des King Kong
(The Return of King Kong) |
Kingu Kongu tai Gojira | 1962 | Team King Kong: King Kong Ding Dong Sching Schong Bing Bong Sing Along Team Godzilla: Atom Godzilla Leber-Killer | Team King Kong: every time, Kong shouts and rumbles Team Godzilla: every time, Godzilla emits his familiar and beloved monster cry | 2018-08-03 |
| 78 | 6 | Strippers vs Werewolves | Strippers vs Werewolves | 2012 | Lupusreiner hundsgemeiner Stripper Ripper! | every time, "2-to-6 window split-screens" and/or "trick and scratch" crossfades | 2018-08-10 |
| 79 | 7 | Slugs | Slugs, muerte viscosa | 1988 | Viskos verrotzter Schneckenschleim-Schlotzer | every time, an innocent person is verified murdered and the snails munch | 2018-08-17 |
| 80 | 8 | Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps
(The Death Goddess of the Love Camp) |
Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps | 1981 | Anders ist besser, aber Christian nicht ♦ | every time, there is a clearly identifiable, absolutely indisputable exploitation element in the film | 2018-08-24 |
| 81 | 9 | Saltwater: Atomic Shark | Saltwater | 2016 | Atom-Hai-Way-To-Hell! | every time, our anaerobic nuclear waste disposal place wipes out the life of some unfortunate human being | 2018-08-31 |
| 82 | 10 | Die Insel der Ungeheuer
(The Island of Monsters) |
The Food of the Gods | 1976 | Rat Pack - Ex & Weg (auch bekannt als Ratatouille Huiuiui) | every time, we see huge rats, gigantic chickens or other mega-sized monster creatures | 2018-09-07 |
| 83 | 11 | Sorceress – Die Mächte des Lichts
(Sorceress – The Powers of Light) |
Sorceress | 1982 | Alter Falter Licht-Abschalter | every time, anyone talks about the "Two who are One". Or if it's somehow shown how "One is the two" is. | 2018-09-14 |
| 84 | 12 | Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs | Cowboys vs Dinosaurs | 2015 | Team Cowboy: Dinohasser Feuerwasser Team Dino: After Hour Dinosaur Cowboy-Aua Sweet & Sour | Team Cowboy: every time, a cowboy or a human being in general blows out the already long blazing light of life to a dinosaur Team Dino: every time, a naturally aggressive self-made Sauropoda kills a human | 2018-09-21 |
| 85 | 13 | Sharknado 6: The Last One | The Last Sharknado: It's About Time | 2018 | Hai-Tai-Juhu-Endlich-Vorbei-Opai | for every time travel or strange anomaly that may be caused by such | 2018-11-30 |
| 86 | 14 | Gefangene im Weltraum
(Prisoners in Outer Space) |
Prison Ship | 1986 | A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away – Called Fred Olen Ray | every time, a woman is involved in a combat | 2018-12-07 |
| 87 | 15 | Der letzte Lude
(The Last Pimp) |
Der letzte Lude | 2003 | Große Freiheit-Schrittverschwitzter-Geile Meile-Ritzenspritzer! | every time, naked skin, erotic or otherwise suggestive St. Pauli-slippery is shown | 2018-12-14 |
| 88 | 16 | Jack Frost 2 – Die Rache des Killerschneemanns
(Jack Frost 2 – Revenge of the Killer Snowman) |
Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman | 2000 | Schnee Ade Karibik Hirnfick! | for every rotten assassination by Jack | 2018-12-21 |
♦ also: Anders ist besser (Different is better, slogan of Tele 5)
Season 7
A Marvel film was presented at the beginning.[10] The film premiered in Hamburg in the presence of the hosts before it was shown on Tele 5 at 10 pm. For the hundredth episode a big live event took place on September 28, 2019, at the Tempodrom in Berlin.[11] The summer season opened on August 23, 2019, with "Plan 9 from Outer Space". This film is often mentioned when people ask for the worst film ever. It already celebrated its premiere in the Schlefaz version at the Filmfest München on June 29, 2019.[12]
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 89 | 1 | Captain America | Captain America | 1990 | Team Hero: Oh Captain, Mein Captain America Hip Hip Hurra Team Zero: Heidewitzka Herr Kapitän – United States Tatü-Tata | Team Hero: every time, the fantastic Captain America does something truly heroic (and it won't be little) Team Zero: if, against all logical expectation, he should accidentally do something stupid or even fail | 2019-04-26 |
| 90 | 2 | Nightbeast – Terror aus dem Weltall
(Nightbeast – Terror from Outer Space) |
Nightbeast | 1982 | Alien Annihilator – Nachtbiest-Notfallsanitäter | every time, a shot fired from the special, extraterrestrial laser gun or a conventional, mundane firearm | 2019-05-03 |
| 91 | 3 | Dragon Crusaders – Im Reich der Kreuzritter und Drachen | Dragon Crusaders | 2011 | Der legendäre Drachenficker-Kreuzritter-Liquor | every time, a completely freely created fantasy-mythical creature is in the picture | 2019-05-10 |
| 92 | 4 | Der Mann mit den zwei Köpfen
(The Man with two Heads) |
The Incredible 2-Headed Transplant | 1971 | Southern Discomfort Doppeldecker Kürbis-Cracker | every time at a exploitative representation | 2019-05-17 |
| 93 | 5 | Plan 9 aus dem Weltall
(Plan 9 from Outer Space) |
Plan 9 from Outer Space | 1959 | Champagne, the best the cellar has to offer, from the finest crystal, or the original Ed Wood version: Lukewarm tap water from a plastic cup, even used | every time, a real "Ed Wood moment", in which his very special vision of film art comes clear | 2019-08-23 |
| 94 | 6 | Dirndljagd am Kilimandscharo
(Dirndl Hunt on Kilimanjaro) |
Das verrückte Strandhotel | 1983 | Bumsi-Bumsi-Hahaha-Schnackselspaß in Kenia – Fick for Fun mit Marischka | every time, when we have to watch something sensual-stimulating or hear something connoted in a cheerfully erotic way | 2019-08-30 |
| 95 | 7 | Die fliegenden Feuerstühle
(The Flying Fire Chairs) |
Zhui sha | 1973 | Yamaha-Yamah-Soul-Happy-Hongkong-Punch-Bowl | every shitty kick in a shitty fight | 2019-09-06 |
| 96 | 8 | Evil Toons – Flotte Teens im Geisterhaus
(Evil Toons - Hot Teens in the Haunted House) |
Evil Toons | 1992 | Looney-Tuney-Bampalooney-Balla-Balla-Brägenknaller | whenever we are treated to a chauvinistically beautiful view of an uncovered female breast landscape in the best 90s video cassette pause button press manner | 2019-09-13 |
| 97 | 9 | Atomic Hero | The Toxic Avenger | 1984 | Tromaville-Overkill-Rächerbecher | every time, a Splatter, Gore, Hyperbrutalo or even disgusting scene is presented | 2019-09-20 |
| 98 | 10 | Hausfrauen-Report 3: Alle Jahre wieder – wenn aus blutjungen Mädchen blutjunge Hausfrauen werden
(Housewives Report 3: Every year - when very young girls become very young housewives) |
Hausfrauen-Report 3: Alle Jahre wieder – wenn aus blutjungen Mädchen blutjunge Hausfrauen werden | 1972 | Woman in Chains | every time, when a pitiable housewife (Hausfrau) feels unloved, unhappy, or inexplicably dissatisfied with the overall situation | 2019-09-27 |
| 99 | 11 | Laserkill – Todesstrahlen aus dem All
(Laserkill - Death Rays from Outer Space) |
Laserblast | 1978 | Free Billy Silly Killy-Master Blaster Disaster | for any fiery explosion or explosive fire caused by direct or indirect laser blast gun impact | 2019-10-04 |
| 100 | 12 | Drei Engel auf der Todesinsel
(Three Angels on the Island of Death) |
The Lost Empire | 1985 | Mach-Mich-Nasser-Tausendsassa-Hundertwasser | at every typical 'Now that's what I call SchleFaZ' moment, that is, at everything that you could never experience in a really good film, but only here with us | 2019-10-11 |
| 101 | 13 | The Bees – Operation Todesstachel
(The Bees – Operation Death Sting) |
The Bees | 1978 | Let it Bee | every time, if one or more bees can be seen in the film | 2019-11-29 |
| 102 | 14 | Santa's Slay – Blutige Weihnachten
(Santa's Slay – Bloody Christmas) |
Santa's Slay | 2005 | We Wish You a Deadly Christmas and a Bag Full of Fear | every time, the "Red-White" kills innocent people in an announced amusing way | 2019-12-06 |
| 103 | 15 | Die neuen Abenteuer des Herkules
(The New Adventures of Hercules) |
Le avventure dell'incredibile Ercole | 1985 | Ob Herkules, ob Fraukules – Im Olymp herrscht immer Stress | every time, a god, goddess, mythical creature or spiritual name is mentioned | 2019-12-13 |
| 104 | 16 | 6-Headed Shark Attack | 6-Headed Shark Attack | 2018 | Six Shooter-Schädelfluter | every time, anyone is arguing or squabbling with anyone anywhere | 2019-12-20 |
Season 8
For the first time the spring season includes six movies. The summer season includes also six movies, the final in winter has four more.
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film (German title) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 105 | 1 | Troll 2 | Troll 2 | 1990 | Grün Gefickter Hirn-Trollator | every time, green slime appears, green sauce, green wobble or any other green liquid in whatever consistency | 2020-04-24 |
| 106 | 2 | Das rote Phantom schlägt zu
(The Red Phantom Strikes) |
Superargo contro Diabolikus | 1966 | Superagro-Grenzdebilish-Extra-Grobmotorisch (in the tradition of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) | for every James Bond quote | 2020-05-01 |
| 107 | 3 | Ator – Herr des Feuers
(Ator - Lord of Fire) |
Ator l'invincibile | 1982 | The Ator-Ture Never Stops | every time, we see a new piece of fur | 2020-05-08 |
| 108 | 4 | Trabbi goes to Hollywood | Trabbi goes to Hollywood | 1991 | Blonder kühler Nasenspüler | every time, when birthday blonde and conveyor loudmouth Thomas Gottschalk spices up one of his classic cool phrases from the verbal backhand | 2020-05-15 |
| 109 | 5 | Tödliche Beute
(Deadly Prey) |
Deadly Prey | 1987 | Rambo in the Bamboo – Stallone Klone to the Bone | for every death that our hero Mike Danton causes | 2020-05-22 |
| 110 | 6 | Der sechste Kontinent
(The Sixth Continent) |
At the Earth's Core | 1976 | Pellucidar-Heihopsassa-Saurier-Tirallala | every time, we discover a new fascinating form of primeval flora or fauna that makes our curious explorer heart jump for joy | 2020-05-29 |
| 111 | 7 | Rock Aliens | Voyage of the Rock Aliens | 1984 | Ora et Zadora – Pia-Colada-Achdumeinliebervada | every time, a new song is played | 2020-08-14 |
| 112 | 8 | Die Mumie des Pharao
(The Mummy of the Pharaoh) |
Dawn of the Mummy | 1981 | Mummy Mia Anti-Fear-Schockverhütungs-Elixier | every time, when the blood in our veins threatens to freeze with horror, so with every shock effect | 2020-08-21 |
| 113 | 9 | Laß jucken, Kumpel
(Let it itch, Buddy) |
Laß jucken, Kumpel | 1972 | Team Love: Love & Romance Koitus – Liebesluder Leberschuss Team Suff: Bumsbier mit Molle, vergiss doch die Olle | Team Love: every time, when the physical joining, i.e. the physical expression of love, also known as sexual intercourse, is discussed theoretically or practically Team Suff: every time, one is tilted in the movie | 2020-08-28 |
| 114 | 10 | Angriff der Riesenspinne
(Attack of the Giant Spider) |
The Giant Spider Invasion | 1975 | saftig-süßer Zungenkuss vom Arachne Giganticus | every time, the beast injures, destroys, eats and digests | 2020-09-04 |
| 115 | 11 | Dollman | Dollman | 1991 | Nur 33 Zentimeter – Doch hart als wär's ein Teil von Peter Cocktail-Drink-Veto-Recht by Kalkofe Selbstjustiz-Mit-Witz-Spritz-Space-Cop-Shrink-Drink | every time, if anyone is harmed anywhere by the direct or indirect action of the Dollman | 2020-09-11 |
| 116 | 12 | Masters of the Universe | Masters of the Universe | 1987 | He-Man-She-Girl-It-Thing-Trink-Ding | every time, when the wrinkly bone-face Skeletor gives a command or threat | 2020-09-18 |
| 117 | 13 | Planet of the Sharks | Planet of the Sharks | 2016 | Hai as a Kite – SchleFaZ Delight – Waterworld Wannabe-Wave Rider ♦ | every time, a shark causes a victim | 2020-11-27 |
| 118 | 14 | R.O.T.O.R. - Die Killer-Maschine
(R.O.T.O.R. - The Killer Machine) |
R.O.T.O.R. | 1987 | Terminator Robo-Motor Law & Order Leber-Rotor ♦ | every time, the rough Rotor-RoboCop kills, injures or otherwise uses brutal force | 2020-12-04 |
| 119 | 15 | Gefangene des Universums
(Prisoners of the Universe) |
Prisoners of the Lost Universe | 1983 | Universeller lichtschneller Multi-Dimensions-Umsteller | every time, when the film fully demonstrates its great strengths in the sector "nimble, bright dialog wit" | 2020-12-11 |
| 120 | 16 | Das Gehirn
(The Brain) |
The Brain | 1988 | Here comes the Brain again – Hypophysen-Beglücker-Frontallappenficker | every time, when the evil Brain or one of his hypno-brain hallucinations belonging to him appears, we dump one on the sponge | 2020-12-18 |
The season also included a Halloween special on October 31, 2020, with the films Vampirella (season 3) and The Food of the Gods (season 6).
♦ In the original Version/homepage it is written "Hai as a Knight", but on the movie it was called "Kite"—which gives as the idea how it was meant. Second, in the movie Dr. Shayne Nichols is kite surfing.
♦ See also Rotor syndrome, a liver disease
Season 9
On January 27, 2020, it was announced that a ninth season will be aired, beginning in spring.[13] In calendar week 20, shots of new filming for the summer season were published on Twitter.
SchleFaZ 125 will be presented as preview as stream via the net. Special tickets for the event can be bought to interact with Oli and Päter while the film is presented.
The film list was announced on 23 June via Twitter as link to an article.[14] On Twitter, 11th Oct., four scenes for the upcoming winter season were announced and guessed. #ScheißfilmQuartett. "Ach jodel mir doch einen - Strosstrupp Venus bläst zum Angriff!; Roboshark; The Warrior And The Sorceress.
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film Title (German title translated) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 121 | 1 | Macabra – Die Hand des Teufels
(Macabra – The Hand of the Devil) |
Demonoid | 1981 | Ab die Hände, Wochenende Abra-Macabra – Scheisse-Gelabra | every time, the Hand appears | 2021-04-09 |
| 122 | 2 | America 3000 | America 3000 | 1986 | Happy-Doomsday-Tranquilizer-Armageddon-Optimizer | every time, somebody speaks in the "post-apocalyptic" language | 2021-04-16 |
| 123 | 3 | Zombie Nightmare | Zombie Nightmare | 1987 | Leck mich fett, Motörhead – Zombies vor, noch ein Thor ♦ | every time, when a new metal song sweetens our ears and our hearts | 2021-04-23 |
| 124 | 4 | Angel's Höllenkommando
(Angel's Hell Squad) |
Hell Squad | 1986 | Love Me Gender – Ladykracher Strullemacher | Team Titty Twister: every time, when the motorcycle lights switch to high beam and the huge bells ring Team Testo Terror: every time, our heroic hell squad slaughters a macho male bastard in the spirit of the feminist struggle for freedom, or at least gives him a good smack on the face | 2021-04-30 |
| 125 | 5 | Disco Godfather | Disco Godfather | 1979 | One-Twenty-Five-Staying-Alive-Godfather-Tucker-Godmotherfucker | every time, when we are offered a particularly awesome hairstyle or moustache style creation, or even a particularly cool outfit | 2021-08-27 |
| 126 | 6 | Sloane - Die Gewalt im Nacken
(Sloane - The Violence in your Neck) |
Sloane | 1985 | Sloane Rider-Testosterone-Provider | every time, when someone goes down either knocked out or dead | 2021-09-03 ♠ |
| 127 | 7 | Time Breaker | Get Mean | 1975 | Get Even Meaner Crystal Meth-Diener | every time, if something in the film immediately makes no sense at all, is strange or is otherwise out of the expected western pattern | 2021-09-10 |
| 128 | 8 | Angriff der Riesenkralle
(Attack of the Giant Claw) |
The Giant Claw | 1957 | Zicke Zacke Vogelkacke | every time, if a clear budget shortage is recognizable and quality has been unmistakably grabbed into the cheap trick box | 2021-09-17 |
| 129 | 9 | Das Söldnerkommando
(The Mercenary Squad) |
Kill Squad | 1982 | Ommenhauer Scheitelzieher | every time, another fight victim appears begging to have the face plowed up | 2021-09-24 |
| 130 | 10 | Kampf um die 5. Galaxis
(Battle for the 5th Galaxy) |
L'umanoide | 1979 | Galaktisch praktisch guter Hirnanhangdrüsenfluter | every time, anything in the film is obviously and undoubtedly copied from Star Wars | 2021-10-01 |
| 131 | 11 | Rise of the Animals – Mensch vs. Biest
(Rise of the Animals – Human vs. Beast) |
Rise of the Animals | 2011 | No Tears for Fears cause of Pets, Bears or Deers - Cheers | every time, the computer animates an animal or a lifelike animal puppet teaches us the fear, uh, teach | 2021-10-08 |
| 132 | 12 | Liebesgrüße aus Fernost
(From the Far East with Love) |
Wonder Women | 1973 | Manilla-Vanilla-Ladykilla | every time, women talk about banging we will raise the drink | 2021-10-15 |
| 133 | 13 | Roboshark | Roboshark | 2015 | Triple SMS Social Media Shark – Sauf's-mir-schön-Scheißfilm-Modifizierungsschluck | every time, somebody is tweeting, texting or otherwise messing around on the internet and social media in the film | 2021-11-19 |
| 134 | 14 | Sadomona – Insel der teuflischen Frauen
(Sadomona - Island of the devilish women) |
Policewomen | 1974 | Anti Prison Breaker Pro Feminism Faker Policewomen Peacemaker | every time, women hit other people | 2021-11-26 |
| 135 | 15 | Der Krieger und die Hexe
(The Warrior and the Witch) |
The Warrior and the Sorceress | 1984 | Fantasy with Dignity aka Naked Breasts and Sorcery aka Magical Mystery Mindblower | every time, an interesting and/or dramaturgical feature that you wouldn't have expected in such a way | 2021-12-03 |
| 136 | 16 | Ach jodel mir noch einen
(Oh yodel me one more) |
Ach jodel mir noch einen | 1974 | Jodel Dodel Rumsbums Reibstoff | every time, when sex and erotic are thematised in a subtly humorous way | 2021-12-10 |
♦ also Tor (German) = goal in association football (de) and Thor
♠ World TV premiere of this movie
Season 10
The season in 2022 was announced on Twitter at 0:50 am on New Year. The tenth season starts at March, 18 with Super Mario Bros, Slavegirls, Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare and the Action-Horror-Thriller Grizzly II.
The return for the summer season was announced the day after the last spring movie was broadcast.[15] Four moderations where shot in Mai.[16] On 13 July the start was announced on 9 September.[17] From footage of the shooting this movies were guessed:[18]
- Gib Gas - Ich will Spaß! (1983)
- It Happened at Lakewood Manor (1977)
- Il boia scarlatto (Bloody Pit of Horror) (1965)
- The Norseman (1978)
On 29 July the eight movies have been promoted by Oliver Kalkofe on Twitter:[19]
There will be no winter season because of the Football World Cup in Qatar from 21 November – 18 December. The autumn season will have eight movies.
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film Title (German title translated) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 137 | 1 | Super Mario Bros. | Super Mario Bros. | 1993 | Hoskins Hopper Klempner Klopper ♦ | every time, when things get really absurd or our own internal film logic is destroyed; so at every reference to the video game... at every heroic deed of the Mario brothers... at every momentary knotting of the logic threads... | 2022-03-18 |
| 138 | 2 | Im Angesicht der Hölle
(In the Presence of Hell) |
Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare | 1987 | We're Proud To Sell Your Brainfuck-Ticket To Hell | every time, an obvious "full" image, er... filler image and with every point of view shot! Rock on | 2022-03-25 |
| 139 | 3 | Jäger der verschollenen Galaxie
(Raiders of the lost Galaxy) |
Slave Girls from Beyond Infinity | 1987 | Infinity Insanity Cause Of A Missing Galaxy-Immediately Security Slammer! | every time, when dialogues surprise us either by enormous profundity or triviality; it counts both the banal platitude, exorbitantly significant or also matters of the completely obvious | 2022-04-01 |
| 140 | 4 | Grizzly II: Revenge | Grizzly II: The Predator[20] | 2020 | Dom Bärignon! ♥ | every time, when so-called stock footage is used - that is modern footage that actually has nothing to do with the original filmgame | 2022-04-08 ♠ |
| 141 | 5 | Haialarm auf Mallorca
(Shark Alarm on Mallorca) |
Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca | 2004 | Malle-Möller-Haifisch-Böller | every time, too much kitsch and soapiness is used | 2022-09-09 |
| 142 | 6 | Die Barbaren
(The Barbarians) |
The Barbarians | 1987 | Anabol-stereoide Frozen-Barbaritaℳ -Sympathomimetika | every time, when - in addition to all the brutal barbarity -, comedy, jokes and pranks also have a rendezvous | 2022-09-16 |
| 143 | 7 | Kara Murat - Der Rächer Anatoliens ♣
(Kara Murat - Avenger of Anatolia) |
Kara Murat: Seyh Gaffar'a Karsi | 1976 | Mental Oriental aka Kung Fu Kicker Kleinhirn Ficker | every time, when Kara Murat in battle pulls a never-before-seen weapon out of thin air or executes a jump with artistic precision | 2022-09-23 |
| 144 | 8 | Creatures from the Abyss | Plankton | 1994 | Fis-Disser-Logic Dissmisser-Abysser-Ass-Kisser | every time, when there is a POV camera shot from a monster's perspective | 2022-09-30 |
| 145 | 9 | Das Schreckensschloß des scharlachroten Henkers[21]
(The Terrors Castle of the Scarlet Executioner) |
Il boia scarlatto | 1965 | Folterdipolter Scharlachburger Meisterbrand | every time, someone is murdered, tortured or it gives you the creeps... | 2022-10-07 |
| 146 | 10 | Die Nordmänner
(The North Men) |
The Norseman | 1978 | Conquerors Without Brain And Glamour - Fucking Stupid Norseman-Slammer | every time, a Viking historical error can be identified in speech or picture | 2022-10-14 |
| 147 | 11 | In der Gewalt der Riesenameisen
(In the grip of the giant ants) |
Empire of the Ants | 1977 | Put Some Ants In Your Pants And Then Dance, Dance, Dance | First half: every time, the broker logo "Dreamland shores" is in sight Second half: every time, man and giant ant meet in face to face combat | 2022-10-21 |
| 148 | 12 | Gib Gas - Ich will Spaß!
(Hit the gas - I want fun!) |
Gib Gas - Ich will Spaß! | 1983 | NDW-Juchhee-Nüchternheit-Adé-Markus-Nena-Leberdehner! | every time, Nena rufles her hair or laughs | 2022-10-28 |
♦ translation: whopper - LEO: Übersetzung im Englisch ⇔ Deutsch Wörterbuch
♥ also Bär (German) = bear
♠ World TV premiere of this movie[22]
ℳ also Margarita
♣ aka "Kara Murat - Sein Kung-fu ist tödlich" and other, see https://www.nightmare-horrormovies.de/index.php?thread/13923-kara-murat-der-r%C3%A4cher-anatoliens/
Season 11
On Februar, 8th the SchleFaZ account on Twitter announced the start of shooting of the moderation for the 11th season in calendar week 7.[23] In four days the shooting for the four movies was done.
After showing stills for the movies the Twitter users could guess - and found Megaforce,[24] Beerfest[25] and the 150th will be Tammy and the T-Rex.[26]
In KW 17 for of the summer movies where shown via a picture of the costumes. The films "Barbarian Queen", "Wizards of the Lost Kingdom" were guessed.
| No. (Sum) | Nr. (Season) | Film Title (German title translated) [de:Wiki link] | Movie / Original Name [imdb link] | Release | Cocktail[7] | Drinking Game | Airing date |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 149 | 1 | Carambola - Vier Fäuste schlagen wieder zu
(Carambola - Four fists strike again) |
Carambola! | 1974 | Copy & Paste – Oh What A Waste | every time, whenever one of the title-giving four fists does its duty and strikes; but beware: only the clenched fist counts - headbutts, boot kick or flat hand do not count! | 2023-04-07 |
| 150 | 2 | Tammy & the T-Rex | Tammy and the T-Rex | 1994 | Bloody Tammy Sexy Rexy | every time, when the dino "moves" - i.e. the clumsy T-Rex moves in any way worth mentioning, presents us with a new move or otherwise goes into action. Prooooost & Happy 150 - SchleFaaaaaZ! | 2023-04-14 ♠ |
| 151 | 3 | Megaforce | Megaforce | 1982 | May The Megaforce Be With You - It's The Only Way To Get Through! | every time, when no one dies in the film, even though everything imaginable has been was done! | 2023-04-21 |
| 152 | 4 | Bierfest | Beerfest | 2006 | Weizenhelles Kölsch-Pils-Alt, das lecker warm am besten knallt | is always to be enjoyed when there is, uh, yes, drinking in the movie | 2023-04-28 |
| 153 | 5 | Supersound und flotte Sprüche
(Super sound and catchy phrases) |
Can't Stop the Music | 1980 | Can't Stop The Vollsuff - Village People Schluckspecht Schniepel | every time, a new actor or actress appears (no extra!) | 2023-09-08 |
| 154 | 6 | Mutant - Das Grauen im All
(Mutant - The horror in space) |
Forbidden World | 1982 | Wahre Schönheit kommt von innen - Facehugger-Fertilitäts-Fizz! | every time, Space Marshal Mike Colby asks a question about the scientific experiments, the nature of the monster or how to deal with it... | 2023-09-15 |
| 155 | 7 | Ein Königreich vor unserer Zeit
(A kingdom before our time) |
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom | 1985 | Hokus Pokus Fazibus - Brägenschiss und Darmverschluss | is to be enjoyed every time, whenever magic is applied, hexed or conjured! | 2023-09-22 |
| 156 | 8 | Im Reich der Amazonen
(In the realm of the Amazons) |
Amazons | 1986 | Amazons Prime - It's Butt and Boobfest-Time | every time, when naked nipples flash teasingly or bare butts whizz across the battlefield!! | 2023-09-29 |
| 157 | 9 | Tod im Spielzeugland
(Death in toyland) |
Dollman vs. Demonic Toys | 1993 | Klein aber Oho - Steck den Kopf ins Klo! | every time, when an act of aggression or violence is carried out on the screen. When it comes to punching and shooting - a drink for peace! Or also: When others fight or brawl, let's drink for peace! Because instead of murdering and killing, we would rather solder ourselves! | 2023-10-06 |
| 158 | 10 | Giganten mit stählernen Fäusten
(Giants with fists of steel) |
Deathsport | 1978 | Nichts ist verziehen, Mr. Carradine – Corman Knockout-Cross! | every time, Kaz Oshay becomes angry, cynical, trusting, tender, or Zen-transcendent | 2023-10-13 |
| 159 | 11 | Beast You! | Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama | 1988 | Heisse Feger aus der Schwesternschafts-Verbindung in der Schleimball-Kegel-Arena! | every time,... | 2023-10-20 |
| 160 | 12 | Yeti - Der Schneemensch kommt
(Yeti - The Snowman Comes) |
Yeti - Il gigante del 20° secolo | 1977 | Himalaya Tiralala - Der Yeti ist für alle da! | every time, when the Yeti goes into action angrily or just looks exceptionally stupid - because exceptionally silly facial expressions are also definitely part of his core competence! | 2023-10-27 ♆ |
| 161 | 13 | ||||||
| 162 | 14 | ||||||
| 163 | 15 | ||||||
| 164 | 16 |
♆ also live event in Cologne with both presenters on the Cologne Comedy Festival
Guests
In some episodes special guests appear in different ways.
- #36 Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!: Olli Schulz, German singer-songwriter, actor and presenter
- #53 Sharknado: The 4th Awakens: Olli Schulz, German singer-songwriter, actor and presenter, Sarah Knappik who had a cameo in the movie
- #69 Sharknado 5: Global Swarming : Bela B, Olli Schulz, German singer-songwriter, actor and presenter
- #85 Sharknado 6: The Last One: Bela B, Oliver Welke, Peter Flechtner, the voice actor of Ian Ziering; the main actor of the movie; Jörg Strombach, the producer of SchleFaZ; Sarah Knappik, Olli Schulz etc.
- #87 Der letzte Lude: Lotto King Karl as Andi Ommsen, main actor in the movie
- #100 Drei Engel auf der Todesinsel: Live show with Wolfgang Bahro, Bela B, Helmut Zerlett and the band (Jana König, ...), Christian Steiffen
- #111 Voyage of the Rock Aliens: Peter Illmann, ex-hoster of the ARD music program Formel Eins in 1983 and 1984
- #124 Angel's Höllenkommando: Bela B, bought for €20 as double for Peter (original statement from Bela B.)
- #125 Disco Godfather: Live show with Mola Adebisi, Peter Illmann, Helmut Zerlett and the band (Jana König, ...) with was streamed on July 10, 2021, as in cooperation between Cinema[27] and Tele 5
- #141 Hai-Alarm auf Mallorca: Katy Karrenbauer, German actress, a main actress in the original movie
- #148 Gib Gas - Ich will Spaß!: Peter Illmann, Markus Mörl, the main actor of the original movie
- #150 Tammy & the T-Rex: live event in Berlin
Commercial success
Even though Tele 5 is a small niche broadcaster, the SchleFaZ series is a commercial success. A short list of the average viewing figures shows there exists a fanbase even of the late Friday night airtime.
| Date | Movie | Viewer | 14–49 | Source |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2013-08-16 | Piranhas II – Die Rache der Killerfische | .27 m (1.8%) | .18 m (2.8%) | [28] |
| 2013-08-23 | Cherry 2000 | .22 m (3.2%) | .16 m (2.4%) | [29][30] |
| 2013-10-18 | Mega Piranha | .20 m (1.0%) | .10 m (1.3%) | [31] |
| 2014-01-10 | Sharknado – Genug gesagt! | .47 m (2.3%) | .30 m (3.5%) | [32] |
| 2014-11-21 | Sharknado – Genug gesagt! (movie only) | .51 m (1.6%) | ? (2.0%) | [33] |
| 2014-11-21 | Sharknado 2: The Second One | .41 m (2.1%) | .21 m (2.6%) | [33] |
| 2015-09-05 | Sharknado 3 | .50 m (2.5%) | .29 m (3.9%) | [34] |
| 2016-07-22 | Arachnoquake | .32 m (1.7%) | .20 m (2.6%) | [35] |
| 2017-07-14 | Avengers Grimm | .30 m (%) | .16 m (3.0%) | [36] |
| 2017-12-22 | Mister Dynamit – Morgen küßt Euch der Tod | .28 m (1.5%) | .18 m (2.8%) | [37] |
| 2018-08-24 | Die Todesgöttin des Liebescamps | .40 m (3.4%) | ? (6.4%) | [38] |
| 2018-12-14 | Der letzte Lude | .34 m (1.7%) | ? (3.3%) | [39] |
| 2021-12-11 | Ach jodel mir doch einen | .31 m (2.6%) | ? (3.4%) | [40] |
| 2022-04-08 | Grizzly 2 | .30 m (1.5%) | .15 Mio (3.1%) | [41] |
Trivia
- The series broadcast four world TV premieres (sign: ♠) till now (Sept. 2023):
- Till now (August 2023) the worst rateted movie on IMDb is Daniel – Der Zauberer (1.2) from 14,758 persons; the best rated movie is Zhōng Guó Chāo Rén (6.2) from 2198 people.
- There are 18 German movies in the list (11%).
- The Giant Claw is the oldest movie shown (1957), Grizzly II: The Predator is the newest (2020).
- Most of the movies are rated by FSK 16 or 18, but some may also be seen by children:
- FSK 0 - Spiceworld, Supersound und flotte Sprüche
- FSK 6 - Xanadu, Musik, Musik – da wackelt die Penne, Libero, Daniel – Der Zauberer, Wenn die tollen Tanten kommen, Santa Claus, Im Dschungel ist der Teufel los, Trabbi goes to Hollywood, Rock Aliens, Gib Gas - Ich will Spaß!
- German director Uwe Boll sent Tele 5 a video message on the occasion of the first season, thanking them for not showing any of his own films.[42] After the first season, Boll suggested that his films would be presented in the programme, but Rütten and Kalkofe decided against it.[43]
- Oliver Kalkofe stated in an interview by Peer Schader that the film Hercules in New York was in discussion for the programme, but was not permitted to be shown on TV because of Arnold Schwarzenegger's veto.[44] On 8 May 2020, it was finally shown on Tele 5 after all, but as a warm-up film for Ator – Herr des Feuers in 2020-05-08.
- The HanseMerkur Versicherungsgruppe has sponsored the summer seasons of SchleFaZ since 2016. Simultaneously with the broadcast, their official Twitter account humorously provides an insurance perspective on aspects in the shown movie and answers the often not entirely serious questions of users.[45] Since 2017, the HanseMerkur news spokesman (nicknamed Hansi Merkur by the community) has been answering individual user questions on TV and on Twitter.[46]
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