How to Become a Civil War Corpse

Last Updated: March 31, 2022 Approved

Charging up a hill, defending a post, maneuvering a flank; everyone wants to be the hero of Civil War reenactments, but one thing is always in short supply: corpses. But clutching your chest and falling down doesn't exactly cut it in terms of historical accuracy. This article will help get you started in the fine art of being one of the "glorious dead."

Steps

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Find your unit. A quick Google search will tell you which reenacting groups are in your area. Also, it helps to live near where an actual Civil War battle took place.^{[1]
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Find out when a reenactment will take place.^{[2]
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Make sure you have a period-accurate uniform.^{[3]
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March into battle.^{[4]
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Get shot. Make sure you time your falling over just after the sound of your enemy's gun. Nothing is more embarrassing than falling over to silence. You will look like the world's stupidest soldier. Also, take care not to fall over after the sound of your own side's guns, lest you look like you just got fragged.
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Clutch your wound. Spectators need to know where you've just been shot, and that it hurts. Hence the clutching.
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Prepare your death cry. This area is open to the most artistic interpretation. Most people go with AAAGGGHHH! but the more elaborate death cries also build backstory into your character. For example, try "This one's for you Aunt Be-AAAGGGHHH!" or "I'm coming for you Mr. Linc-AAAGGGHHH!". Another helpful tip is to reference the side you're fighting: "The only good Reb is a dead AAAGGGHHH!" The most important thing to remember with the death cry is you must interrupt whatever you were going to say with AAAGGGHHH!
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Fall down. If you're in the front rank, fall forward so you don't knock over the guy behind you, and if you are in the rear rank fall backward.
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Lay there. You must remain still until the battle is over. An exception to the rule is if the reenactment allows zombies (see Tips section).

Community Q&A

Question

The field we reenact on is rough. Is it OK for me to sit down instead of lying, or would that break the immersion?

Hugh_Mann

Community Answer

To not break the immersion, you'd get shot in the leg/arm/shoulder. Some part of your body that, if shot, doesn't immediately kill you, but rather incapacitates you.
Question

Will this work with the Cold War too?

DoodleSkidoodle

Community Answer

As there was no actual combat involved in the Cold War, then most likely not. If you're acting in a fictional setting, then yes.
Question

What if I'm a Confederate soldier?

Community Answer

It's the exact same procedure whether you're a Union or Confederate soldier.