How to Build a Pong Table (Dartmouth)

Last Updated: December 9, 2021

Pong was invented at Dartmouth College, and in order to play the original version of the game (with paddles) you will need a table much larger than a "beer pong" table. Many styles of the game, including the common lob-style, and older styles such as Slam Pong, can be played with this table. It is a bit larger than a regulation ping pong table. This article assumes you have no 5x10 plywood, which although simpler to use, is expensive and hard to find.

Steps

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Obtain your materials, listed below. You may already have some.
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Cut each sheet of plywood into a 5'x4' section. You will have two pieces left

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With each of the leftover pieces, cut them into 2 2.5'x2' sections. You now have 2 5'x4' sections, and 2 2.5'x2' sections. Your final table will be 5'x10'.
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The larger sections will go at the ends of the table, where the cups go and where the players stand. The smaller sections go in the middle, around the divider
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On the underside of the table, use 2 of the 2x4s to join and support the side edges of the table, and use the leftover plywood to join/support the middle seams.
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Cut the last 2x4 in half (into two 5' sections) and use each section to line the back edges of the table, just like you did for the side edges.
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Once the table is screwed together fully, you will want to seal it with your latex primer. Don't be shy, and use several coats to prevent spilled beer and humidity from ruining your table. Be especially thorough around the edges of the plywood, which are especially absorbent. It is recommended to seal the whole thing (top, bottom, sides, even the 2x4s) for optimal lifespan.
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Using roughly 1 qt of your choice of paint (make sure it is compatible with your primer), color/decorate your table. This step is optional but is the most fun part of the job. Some people make some pretty intricate paintings on their tables.
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You will need to find something (anything) to use as your divider: 2x4, 4x4, broom, stick, person, ski, etc. The more random the better. Absolutely DO NOT pay for your divider.

Warnings

Nobody rages anymore.

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Do not be drunk at all while building this. Also, be sure to pick the straightest and flattest pieces of wood at the store.

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Please don't use those red 16oz solo cups, or else you will look like a high school kid.

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Things You'll Need

2 4'x8' sheets plywood or Oriented Strand Board (OSB)
3 2"x4"x10 ft.
1 package of drywall screws (~2inches long)
1 gallon (3.8 L) of primer (Kilz2 works well)
1 quart of paint
drill
paintbrush(es) or roller(s)
30-rack of keystone, 14 12oz plastic cups, 4 ping-pong paddles (with handles removed), 1 ping pong ball, and 3 other people (at minimum, for when you're finished)