How to Be Secretive

Last Updated: December 9, 2021

We have all seen them, the people who are so secretive and good at it, they could be hiding the world's most guarded secrets. Now admit it, you envy them, just a little. Well, fear not, this article has a few tricks which will make everyone be guessing if your name really is what you say it is.

Steps

1
Speak vaguely. When someone asks you a question, try to avoid. If you cannot avoid it, answer it, but do not give specific details. Then quickly change the subject.
2
Hide your expressions, and control your body language. These can say more than your actual words.

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3
It helps if you look like you are constantly pondering something. Not only does it radiate intellect, which is secretive in its own right, but it raises the question, "What are they thinking about?"
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It also helps if you don't look at anything for very long. This makes you look nervous, which human nature naturally sees as hiding something.
5
Use a wide vocabulary.
6
Dress in a manner which does not show every detail about your personality. You should try plain, simply cut clothes.
7
Be seen writing in a journal. When someone notices, quickly put it away.

Community Q&A

Question

Will people trust you if you are secretive?

Community Answer

As long as you don't spill secrets, people should trust you.
Question

What if I accidentally spit out a secret that I didn't mean to tell?

Community Answer

Either laugh about it and tell them it's a joke, or tell them to keep it a secret because you don't want anyone else to know.
Question

Can I smile if I am being secretive, or do I have to keep a straight face?

Community Answer

You need to try and do your best to keep a straight face as much as possible.