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Although chewing gum is not allowed in the vast majority of schools, sometimes we just can't help ourselves! Chewing gum can help you stay attentive and alert in class.[1] Studies show that students chewing gum during tests do 26-36% better than those who don't. It can improve your memory and help you learn better in school.
Steps
Learning to Chew Gum Discreetly
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1Change the way you chew. Chew slowly and discreetly. Make sure your mouth is shut. Do not make unnecessary chewing noises which could make others suspicious. Practice chewing this way for edible food that you put in your mouth. It will help you chew more quietly during class.
- It is easier to chew a small piece of gum discreetly rather than a big piece of gum. If you can, choose a thin stick of gum over a block or cube.
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2Do not chew very fruity or tasteful gum. There are many varieties of gums you can choose from.[2] Certain chewing gums can leave a very powerful and strong scent behind, which your teacher can easily smell.
- Choose a non-colored gum; one that is preferably white or pink and looks similar to the features in your mouth.
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3Practice a few minutes a day at home talking with gum in your mouth. While speaking, maneuver the gum with your tongue to the top left or right of the upper corners of your mouth near your molars (the teeth closest to the back of your head). You can also hide the gum under your tongue or on the roof of your mouth. Eventually, you will become skilled at speaking with gum in your mouth.
- If you lift up your upper lip to your nose you will see your gums. Hide your chewing gum there and suck back to flatten it. This can be painful if done for too long.
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4Do not chew gum in the same class each time. If you do this, your teacher may begin to notice that you always chew gum in their class. Instead, chew gum at different classes and times of day to create a habit of spontaneity.
- Try to think like a teacher. Consider what tactics a gum chewing student might use to avoid getting into trouble.
Chewing Gum Discreetly
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1Chew the gum outside of the classroom during a passing period. Try to do this before you get to class. If you have a fresh piece of gum, have a drink of cold water as it drains away the scent.
- The longer you chew the same piece of gum, the harder it gets to chew. Note that this may lead to more noise when chewing.
- Chewing can also help the scent of the gum to dissipate more quickly.
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2Distract people away from your mouth. Draw people away by using hand gestures and direct eye contact when speaking. Gum can leave a very powerful and strong scent.
- When answering yes or no questions, feel free to nod instead of answering.
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3Stop chewing your gum when the teacher is nearby. Just let it sit in your mouth. Do not move the gum with your tongue, however, because your throat will move as well.
- Place the gum under your tongue, behind your lip, or inside your cheek. This will help keep it hidden.
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4Don't blow a bubble. Your teachers and classmates will hear it pop. They may even be watching as you blow the bubble with your mouth.
- Remember, you don't have to blow bubbles in order to enjoy gum.
Staying Out of Trouble
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1Create a diversion. Ask to use the restroom to avoid being suspicious. Pretend to yawn during class, while cupping your hand over your mouth. Pretend to bite your nails. You may also act like you're getting something out of your teeth. Try a fake sneeze or cough to stay out of trouble.
- If you have braces, and the teacher sees you move your mouth in a chewing motion you can always say that it was wax. If you think your teacher is suspicious of you having gum, ask to go to the bathroom to fix the wax/bracket/etc. It makes them think it was an orthodontic issue, not chewing gum!
- If the teacher smells your gum and asks about it, hide the gum in your mouth or simply say you had some candy earlier. If they ask what candy, answer with something that smells like your gum.
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2Discard the gum. When you throw your gum away, hold your hand up to your face like you are scratching your nose and with your tongue move the gum into the palm of your hand. Always make sure you have a tissue, old wrapper, or piece of paper in your pocket to put the discarded gum into.
- You can also pretend to blow your nose while discarding the gum.
- Remember, some teachers know this trick, so avoid doing it too often. After all, they were at school once too!
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3Swallow the gum. The popular misconception that it will take 7 years to pass through the digestive system is not true. The gum will pass through quite harmlessly without sticking to anything that it should not. However, there's no point in doing so if the teacher has already seen it.
- Avoid doing this with large globs of gum, as it may become a choking hazard.
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4Admit defeat. If your teacher has caught you, own up to your gum chewing. Let them know you'll never do it in their class again. There's no point in enraging them any further by swallowing it or lying about it (which may get you into even worse trouble). Admit defeat, practice, and try again in another class.
- When asked if you are chewing gum, reply, "Sorry, I'm very nervous" and state that you were chewing on your tongue. If they don't believe you, open your mouth while hiding the gum and stick out your tongue. Keep in mind that your gum may fall out or fall down your throat while doing this.
- If you get caught, bite a little bit off and spit some of your gum in the bin. When walking back to your seat, you'll still have a bit of the gum. Start chewing discreetly when your teacher's back is turned.
Community Q&A
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QuestionWhat should you do if your teacher catches you chewing gum?Community AnswerIt's best to be honest if you get caught. Tell your teacher that you were chewing gum and apologize for breaking the class rules. Depending on your relationship with your teacher, you could either explain the statistical relationship between test performance and gum chewing or you can simply tell them that you won't do it again.
Warnings
- Do not chew with your mouth open. It will create noises and will raise the suspicions of the teacher.⧼thumbs_response⧽
- Do this at your own risk; you can easily get caught.⧼thumbs_response⧽
- Do not swallow the gum if you are about to get caught. It may get caught in your throat, an it can give you an upset stomach⧼thumbs_response⧽
- Do not eat the gum wrapper.⧼thumbs_response⧽
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About This Article
If you want to chew gum in class, there are a few tricks to help you avoid getting caught. Only chew when your teacher isn’t looking. Even then, you should keep your mouth closed and only chew lightly so no one else will notice. You should also avoid blowing bubbles so your teacher doesn’t see or hear you. Even if they don't, other kids might see and tell on you. If you need to talk, just push the gum to the side of your mouth with your tongue. When your gum loses its flavor and you need to get rid of it, pretend to scratch your nose or blow it with a tissue and push the gum into your palm. If your teacher smells the gum, just say you had a mint before class. For more tips, including how to react if your teacher sees you chewing, read on!