How to Make a Sandvich Inspired by Team Fortress 2

Last Updated: June 7, 2022 Approved

Do you have a hunger that can only be satisfied by the moist deliciousness of the one and only Sandvich? The Sandvich (Sandvich Edible Device) is an unlockable secondary weapon for the Heavy in TF2. And while it may be in pixel form most of the time, there is absolutely no reason why you can't make this sandwich half featuring triangular bread, lettuce, tomatoes, Swiss cheese and some ham-bologna cross––all finished off with a green pimento-stuffed olive stuck into it with a toothpick.^{[1]
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Ingredients

White sandwich bread
Bologna
Ham
Swiss cheese
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Green olives (pimento-stuffed)

Steps

1
Lay down one slice of bread.
2
Lay down bologna. Fold it and layer the folded pieces.

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3
Put ham on top of bologna. Do the same for the ham as for the bologna.
4
Fold slices of Swiss cheese in two and put on top of meat.
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Place several pieces of lettuce on top of that.
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Lay sliced tomato on top of lettuce.
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Top with second slice of bread.
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Slice the bread in half, not perfectly diagonally however. Slice it slightly off the corner for best results.
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Add the olives.Then, last but not least, spear two pimento olives with two toothpicks and stick one in each triangle.
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Enjoy Sandvich, tiny cowards!

Community Q&A

Question

Why is this listed under 'Cooking for Children'?

Community Answer

Maybe because it's so easy to make that even a kid could make it.
Question

The Swiss cheese keeps coming off the sandwich. What should I do?

Community Answer

Push the olive toothpick through both pieces of cheese, so that the cheese will stay on the sandwich until you get to the toothpick.
Question

The sandvich explodes when I add the tomatoes. Is this normal?

Community Answer

Yes, this is very common. Try killing the tomatoes.