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So, there’s this awesome nurse who’s captured your attention. They’re kind, smart, and absolutely gorgeous. What can you say to get their number? Well, you’ve come to the right place because we’ve got the best nurse pickup lines you can use to say, “Hey, I like you.” From funny puns to bold statements, we’ve got something for every nurse specialty. Simply take a deep breath, smile, and give it your best shot—you got this!
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Funny Pick Up Lines
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1Are you an appendix? Because being around you makes me want to burst.
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2Do you have a stethoscope? Because my heart just skipped a beat.Advertisement
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3Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
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4I think I might need some Vitamin U!
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5You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s because you’re unforgettable.
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6Do you have an inhaler? Because you just took my breath away.
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7My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.
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8Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you make me breathless.
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9Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
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10Are you a defibrillator? Because you’re sending shocks right to my heart.
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11I may have astigmatism, but I see clearly when I’m with you.
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12You better call Life Alert because I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.
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13Are you an optic chiasm? Because you’ve turned my world around.
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14You get my heart racing like an epinephrine drip.
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15Do you have an extra lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
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16My love for you burns stronger than a urinary tract infection.
Sweet Pick Up Lines
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1I’m not an organ donor, but I’d give you my heart.
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2If you keep being this sweet, you might give me diabetes.
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3Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get tachycardia when I’m with you.
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4I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
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5Did you hear that? Even my heart murmurs, “I love you!”
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6You make my dopamine levels soar.
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7Is there something in your eye? Nope. Just a sparkle.
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8I don’t want to get better because that would mean I’d never see you again.
Bold Pick Up Lines
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1I think my vestibulocochlear nerve is damaged. I keep falling for you.
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2I think you’re suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
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3Am I drowning? Because I would love some mouth-to-mouth.
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4Do I have to get critically injured to see you again, or can I have your number?
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5Is it my olfactory, or do you smell really good?
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6I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
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7I think I have a tic because I can’t stop winking at you.
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8Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
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9You should diagnose me to see if I’m a good partner.
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10We should study anatomy together sometime.
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11I think you should take your temperature instead. You’re looking pretty hot.
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12You’d be amazed by how fast I can do rapid clothing removal.
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13Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.
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